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Edward Simmons
Norfolk, VA · 11 hours ago

I play videogames... but I ain't got a cute wife at home. Or any other kind of wife for that matter. If I got a choice between chasing down orcs or chasing my qtπ woman around the living room - I'm picking the later. I sure ain't sending her away.

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Richard Cooley
Kearney, NE · a day ago

She forgot to turn off her headlights off

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Dawg
Sutherlin, OR · 17 hours ago

And that’s why she got dicked down cuz lil bro too busy playing a video game😭

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ymannydied
Millburn, NJ · a day ago

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Cuautle Nino
West Chicago, IL · a day ago

whats up with ripples these days ??? y they all crossed eyed

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Brenda Rodriquez
Colorado Springs, CO · a day ago

Ummm so we just going to ignore a nipple pointing to the sky ?

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Richard Bambenek
Blue Springs, MO · a day ago

Lame BTW your turkey is done

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Walt American
Enoree, SC · a day ago

he's giving you permission to have sx with her and it looks like she's game for it

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Robert Brown
Harvey, LA · a day ago

Dam 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Zero69Filter
Chicago, IL · 18 hours ago

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Richard Carper
McBee, SC · 4 hours ago

Fake Toyota 4 runners don’t break down

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Lori
Burbank, IL · a day ago

What was written on the note,?It was taken away faster then I could read it.

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Bob hendrickson
Pontiac, IL · 6 hours ago

love those petite points

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Geoff Smith
Raleigh, NC · 7 hours ago

Sounds like he just gave his wife permission to have an affair

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Fritz the Cat ?
9 hours ago

Looks like she opened her hood and then warmed up the headlights before she returned.

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leon walton
Maple Heights, OH · 18 hours ago

She looks like a young Christina Applegate

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Java
18 hours ago

He wanted to play battlefield lol send her to me.

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turt.o o
Anaheim, CA · 19 hours ago

😂 so I can play battle field in peace 😂

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Dolly
Temperance, MI · 17 hours ago

Why is posing all the time.

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Chas j
New York City, NY · 18 hours ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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DarkHawke
a day ago

Meh, she shouldn't have dressed up like a suburban streetwalker. The punchline wasn't even good. Both the note and the cash would have been blown away after even a short trip. And why would she wait two or three hours instead of catching a bus or an Uber back home?

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MUD DUCK
Kirbyville, TX · 13 hours ago

NEVER loan your car and your wife out They will both come back with a rod thrown in them 😮😮😮😮

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Steak....The New 30....!!!!!
21 hours ago

That’s MILF material…well seasoned 😉😜 her “engine” would get “checked” alright 😛😝….!!!!

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Blake Ziebell
Albuquerque, NM · 2 hours ago

This is this is the same girl that was caught stealing dildos from walmart

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Jordan
Sarasota, FL · 20 hours ago

I was busy checking her headlights... They seem to be on.

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dawg
Beecher City, IL · a day ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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j richardson
Detroit, MI · a day ago

I do plumbing also and trim hedges

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Devin Arnold
Booneville, MS · a day ago

yea i could keep her busy for 2-3 hours

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Larry Halstead
Roseville, CA · a day ago

Someone is needy for attention

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Will Greenhawk
Cape Charles, VA · 17 hours ago

It looks like to me she was already expecting some action with flipping her jacket open and her THO

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My mind
Kaneohe, HI · a day ago

20 bucks for a mechanic covers 10 minutes

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Todd Riley
Belmont, NC · 6 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

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WeekendWarrior
Pensacola, FL · a day ago

And I would be like, Uh, sorry it took 2 days to get your vehicle repaired but I'm sure you didn't mind the extra time to play battlefield but the reason it took 2 days was it wasn't your vehicle that needed repair it was your wife she showed all the signs of neglect she needed a complete flush job, had to be drained and filled twice not sure what my brother mechanic found after he took her out for a test drive but she did seem pleased with the results. The main reason for the second day was because when she went to pay the bill she didn't have the money so my father (he's the owner) told her he will drive her to the bank before they close I'm guessing the bank closed bcuz they ain't back yet and that was yesterday when they left.

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RaulBaileyable
Winchester, KY · 16 hours ago

wtf is "Battlefield"?

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Russell
Merced, CA · a day ago

That chic wouldn’t last a month With me, she looks stinky.

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Rodney Jones
Three Rivers, MI · 18 hours ago

facts😁😁😁😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😳😳😳😳😍😍😍😍

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VolCano Wellner
Elk Grove, CA · a day ago

2 or 3 hours. yep. no problem.

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Matthew
Moses Lake, WA · 8 hours ago

Damn!!! The content creator is smoking HOT!!! Wow!!!! 🥰

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Tim Geary
Thomasville, NC · 4 hours ago

real life: guy would say "what's it doing?"

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adds
21 hours ago

" I'll keep your wife busy all right. "

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chiefc brown
Knoxville, Tennessee · 9 hours ago

😆😆😆😆

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Donnasfocus
Seminole, OK · 20 hours ago

wouldn't that note and money fly out while driving to the shop?

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Seth Garthwait
Waterford, CT · 16 hours ago

Very funny 😁

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Ken13
Rochester, New York · 7 hours ago

Lame

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Major Johnson
Ketchikan, AK · 9 hours ago

😅😂😁

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Ricky Appleby
Kenosha, WI · 17 hours ago

😲😆😆😆😆

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Bruce L. Harland
Chicago, IL · a day ago

I would keep his wife busy for 2-3 hours for free. the $'s just a bonus.

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Paula Redding
Eagle Mountain, UT · 11 hours ago

That is funny!

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George Shara
Bayonne, NJ · 19 hours ago

SHE'S CUTE 😁

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Frederick Zacher
Clinton, IL · a day ago

One could simply be conversing with a lot lizard looking for some action or lust in the dust.

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Erik Camacho
Nashville, TN · 11 hours ago

lol

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Tim RBennettll TRBll
Crystal River, FL · 14 hours ago

He's definitely not a mechanic look how clean his hands and fingernails are

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Don Rothanburg
Little Falls, MN · 16 hours ago

beautiful lady

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Ned Hill
Forsyth, MO · 16 hours ago

Haven’t used this one, yet 😆😆

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