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People need to stop repeating themselves. Call the police. “I’m gonna call the police” does nothing.

Stop telling people what you're going for to do. Call the cops. Then tell them to get off your property cops are on the way.

It’s kinda like he trying to decide if you home or just talking thru ring on your phone from a different location… Definitely need police intervention

It seems like he's trying to get the homeowner to open the door. I'd tell him once to get off my property or I'd call the police. Then I'd call the police and tell them exactly what was happening what he looks like, all of it.

hope the cops got his attention. creepy. people are crazy out there. whether it is mental illness or drugs he needs to get off your porch!

Trespassing is not a capital offense, You can’t just come outside and shoot people because they’re standing on your porch, you can end up in prison for doing that and as long as you are inside, you do have some protection. He needs to call the police because that guy looks like he’s not all there in the first place.

I would have just picked up the phone and dialed 911. I wouldn't have been asking any questions just let the cops deal with it.

The sound of a pumping shotgun is much more effective than talking and repeatedly saying, I'm calling the cops.

Ask what they want. They don't answer or get crappy, then NO WARNING, CALL THE COPS! DO NOT TELL THEM YOU ARE CALLING, JUST DO IT

People need to tell the intruder that they are trespassed, on camera. That way when they show up again they can be arrested.

He wouldn't have any doubts about "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" when I opened the door wide enough for the dogs to get out.

Dude is fucking creepy. Don’t tell them several times you’re calling the cops, just do it and don’t tell them so they aren’t prepared.

I would deem this harassment if some dipshit did this to me. One time only, I would ask him, and then his ass goes to the street. No, Mr. nice guy with him. this is BS. 🙄🙄🙄

Call the police. There's something wrong with this person...He may be suffering from Alzheimer's And just wondered out of his house and away from his care giver. I had a neighbor who used to do that.

A stranger was sitting on my porch when I came home. He was getting water for his dog from my hose. I told him to move along but he just sat there. I finally lied and told him my son's "parole officer" was due any minute. He left fast.😁

He doesn’t believe you because you keep talking about calling the cops, just do it!

Record gunshots and play at full volume and watch him run. Since you’re not gonna do 💩

People need to start giving us an update if they're going to post this type of crap.

I am sure he did call the police - from experience they don’t always come right away … or at all .

call the cops how many times are you going to say Iam going to call the cops

his body language is determined and his non response to the questions of what do you want tell me the guy on the porch wants the guy to come outside because porch guy wants to punish the guy....not even leaving when police are called. as he has a score to settle for someone.

Just call 911 and tell them that there is an intruder at your house.

This is friggin weird. Guy just needs to call 911. Don't ask, just do. He doesn't think you're serious if you don't follow through. This looks like a "mental" situation.😵💫🤪🫨

He looks to be covering the front, as his friend is at the back, or inside the house. He made a call, to someone, while he on camera. Distracting the home owner.

If I see an unwanted person at my front door, I would call the police immediately and tell them there’s somebody at my front door that was not invited here

Yes just call the police and quit telling the person you going to call the police I don't understand why they do all that talking just call the police

stop being a puss and just call the police like sir if you're not home and some stranger is standing on your porch for no reason CALL THE POLICE.

That’s when you should either A: have a doggie door and say you’re going to release the dogs and actually have dogs to back it up or B: equip your door camera and surrounding porch with tasers. If the fools don’t leave, warn them three times that you will release the tasers and then do it!

I live in an apartment building, I have a little dog and very seldom barks, she started barking and ran towards the door. There was a guy standing in the hallway. I asked him what the hell are you doing in here? He said the door was unlocked so “I can”come in. you need to knock and I will let you in. He told me if the door is unlocked that means “I”can come in., he finally left

tell him him " I have the cops on speed dial and I sending ur picture 2, they'll be here in 45 seconds"

idiot. call the cops idiot already, have weopon ready for any breach of door.

You must have a package or he's casing the house in order to rob you. You should just call them and not advise him.

My dog would absolutely LOVE THIS GUY,.....FOR DINNER!!!...L M F A O ....

You only tell them once you say you are calling the police you call Tell them they are trespassing they need to leave and that is it

I suspect there is more to this story. Perhaps the female voice in the background could shed some light on this.

why are you stupid enough to keep repeating yourself? just call the cops

you're a fool. stop bargaining with him and just call the cops. you don't have to be an Einstein

I would have immediately call the cops. Why have a conversation with the man.

I don't give a damn what he wants. And screw all those warnings. The cops are called asap because he has no business at my house.

they're casing your house he is checking response time and how well your cameras work

I got bored; maybe he was just bored too. We were waiting for you to call the cops.

stupid for not calling immediately and repeatedly asking him what he was doing blah blah

If they don’t leave I answer holding my weapon and kindly ask them to leave. I am entitled to stand my ground in my state.

I wouldn't let him know I'm calling the cops. I would have already done that

He is creeping me out. What’s the matter with him?

a couple of pit bulls would get him off of that porch

It is the RESPONSIBILITY of EVERY AMERICAN to own & know the proper operation of firearms! Own guns and an appropriate amount of ammunition. You must be prepared to protect yourself and your family in the case of an emergency. It's not the job of the police to provide protection

Guy seems like a Schizophrenic.

Baseball bat will work

what happened to real f****** men walk outside and get off your f****** phone and help him remove himself off of your property roughly

well call the cops

1 ask 2 cop 3 bag 4 in the hospital or the other

he's fucking crazy

clearly trespassing, you can now legally remove him by whatever means you deem necessary. up to and including the use of deadly force.

must be the neighborhood pedo. clearly acts in a way undeserving of respect
661 Comments

People need to stop repeating themselves. Call the police. “I’m gonna call the police” does nothing.

Stop telling people what you're going for to do. Call the cops. Then tell them to get off your property cops are on the way.

It’s kinda like he trying to decide if you home or just talking thru ring on your phone from a different location… Definitely need police intervention

It seems like he's trying to get the homeowner to open the door. I'd tell him once to get off my property or I'd call the police. Then I'd call the police and tell them exactly what was happening what he looks like, all of it.

hope the cops got his attention. creepy. people are crazy out there. whether it is mental illness or drugs he needs to get off your porch!

Trespassing is not a capital offense, You can’t just come outside and shoot people because they’re standing on your porch, you can end up in prison for doing that and as long as you are inside, you do have some protection. He needs to call the police because that guy looks like he’s not all there in the first place.

I would have just picked up the phone and dialed 911. I wouldn't have been asking any questions just let the cops deal with it.

The sound of a pumping shotgun is much more effective than talking and repeatedly saying, I'm calling the cops.

Ask what they want. They don't answer or get crappy, then NO WARNING, CALL THE COPS! DO NOT TELL THEM YOU ARE CALLING, JUST DO IT

People need to tell the intruder that they are trespassed, on camera. That way when they show up again they can be arrested.

He wouldn't have any doubts about "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" when I opened the door wide enough for the dogs to get out.

Dude is fucking creepy. Don’t tell them several times you’re calling the cops, just do it and don’t tell them so they aren’t prepared.

I would deem this harassment if some dipshit did this to me. One time only, I would ask him, and then his ass goes to the street. No, Mr. nice guy with him. this is BS. 🙄🙄🙄

Call the police. There's something wrong with this person...He may be suffering from Alzheimer's And just wondered out of his house and away from his care giver. I had a neighbor who used to do that.

A stranger was sitting on my porch when I came home. He was getting water for his dog from my hose. I told him to move along but he just sat there. I finally lied and told him my son's "parole officer" was due any minute. He left fast.😁

He doesn’t believe you because you keep talking about calling the cops, just do it!

Record gunshots and play at full volume and watch him run. Since you’re not gonna do 💩

People need to start giving us an update if they're going to post this type of crap.

I am sure he did call the police - from experience they don’t always come right away … or at all .

call the cops how many times are you going to say Iam going to call the cops

his body language is determined and his non response to the questions of what do you want tell me the guy on the porch wants the guy to come outside because porch guy wants to punish the guy....not even leaving when police are called. as he has a score to settle for someone.

Just call 911 and tell them that there is an intruder at your house.

This is friggin weird. Guy just needs to call 911. Don't ask, just do. He doesn't think you're serious if you don't follow through. This looks like a "mental" situation.😵💫🤪🫨

He looks to be covering the front, as his friend is at the back, or inside the house. He made a call, to someone, while he on camera. Distracting the home owner.

If I see an unwanted person at my front door, I would call the police immediately and tell them there’s somebody at my front door that was not invited here

Yes just call the police and quit telling the person you going to call the police I don't understand why they do all that talking just call the police

stop being a puss and just call the police like sir if you're not home and some stranger is standing on your porch for no reason CALL THE POLICE.

That’s when you should either A: have a doggie door and say you’re going to release the dogs and actually have dogs to back it up or B: equip your door camera and surrounding porch with tasers. If the fools don’t leave, warn them three times that you will release the tasers and then do it!

I live in an apartment building, I have a little dog and very seldom barks, she started barking and ran towards the door. There was a guy standing in the hallway. I asked him what the hell are you doing in here? He said the door was unlocked so “I can”come in. you need to knock and I will let you in. He told me if the door is unlocked that means “I”can come in., he finally left

tell him him " I have the cops on speed dial and I sending ur picture 2, they'll be here in 45 seconds"

idiot. call the cops idiot already, have weopon ready for any breach of door.

You must have a package or he's casing the house in order to rob you. You should just call them and not advise him.

My dog would absolutely LOVE THIS GUY,.....FOR DINNER!!!...L M F A O ....

You only tell them once you say you are calling the police you call Tell them they are trespassing they need to leave and that is it

I suspect there is more to this story. Perhaps the female voice in the background could shed some light on this.

why are you stupid enough to keep repeating yourself? just call the cops

you're a fool. stop bargaining with him and just call the cops. you don't have to be an Einstein

I would have immediately call the cops. Why have a conversation with the man.

I don't give a damn what he wants. And screw all those warnings. The cops are called asap because he has no business at my house.

they're casing your house he is checking response time and how well your cameras work

I got bored; maybe he was just bored too. We were waiting for you to call the cops.

stupid for not calling immediately and repeatedly asking him what he was doing blah blah

If they don’t leave I answer holding my weapon and kindly ask them to leave. I am entitled to stand my ground in my state.

I wouldn't let him know I'm calling the cops. I would have already done that

He is creeping me out. What’s the matter with him?

a couple of pit bulls would get him off of that porch

It is the RESPONSIBILITY of EVERY AMERICAN to own & know the proper operation of firearms! Own guns and an appropriate amount of ammunition. You must be prepared to protect yourself and your family in the case of an emergency. It's not the job of the police to provide protection

Guy seems like a Schizophrenic.

Baseball bat will work

what happened to real f****** men walk outside and get off your f****** phone and help him remove himself off of your property roughly

well call the cops

1 ask 2 cop 3 bag 4 in the hospital or the other

he's fucking crazy

clearly trespassing, you can now legally remove him by whatever means you deem necessary. up to and including the use of deadly force.

must be the neighborhood pedo. clearly acts in a way undeserving of respect
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