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Rodney Morales
Athens, GA · a month ago
HOT

Of the fact at the age of 18 you can carry a gun love ammo kill the enemy serve the president but can’t buy your own beer go figure that one

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Mitch Weissman
Los Angeles, CA · 7 days ago

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petschy9
Union City, NJ · 2 months ago

lmao. I guess they dont want drunk privates burning down the barracks lmao

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Party Crasher
a month ago

It's because they don't want obeased people defending our country. You need to be able to move quickly.......I don't think it matters how fast you can make yourself a midnight snack. 😅

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Judy Gale
Casper, WY · a month ago

Thank you for your service and dedication and sacrifice to keep us safe 🙏❤️

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Ray Martino
Ocala, FL · a month ago

Had a Vietnam vet tell me he was wounded and sent back to the states and went to buy a beer and wasn’t old enough. Old enough to die but not old enough to buy a beer.

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Joel Little
Hoxie, AR · a month ago

I would love to know how much is spent on ink pens and pencils, bet if I had half of the money they cost I would be a trillionaire!

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JUA Cee
Knoxville, TN · a month ago

we know what he wants..

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Roll Tide Rhonda!
Copperas Cove, TX · a month ago

Bwahhhh HahahaHAhaHAhaHa!!

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Mountainman
Hiddenite, NC · a month ago

You can also risk your life for america , be trained in arms and how to kill, but cant drink a beer until 21 🤔.

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Britt padgitt
Indianapolis, IN · 16 days ago

Or like in basic training, you can’t even have a snack cake in your fair experiment and you get very limited time to call family, but you can be a felon in jail and get all the snacks you want phone calls and some even have damn tablets and coloring books

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Karen Weiss
Pearland, TX · 17 days ago

merry christmas

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Cptobvious6
Uniontown, PA · a month ago

Pretty much

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Adalberto Fernandez
Tampa, FL · 15 days ago

You could drink at the PX store when I was in the 70’s even if you were 17 … If you could die for your Country , sure as hell were untitled to have a few Cold ones !

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Justin Powell
Detroit, MI · 7 days ago

The NEW AGE military

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Linda Poplin
East Bend, NC · 6 days ago

that's messed up 🤔

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Jacqueline Hyde
Plant City, FL · 11 days ago

😂😂 so true

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Tommy Jones
Detroit, MI · 12 days ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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William Wooten
Chattanooga, TN · 7 days ago

or alcohol until u 21? but can unalive tho at 18?

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Tom Paine (ARMYPAKMULE)
Auburndale, FL · 8 days ago

facts why the fk is that some b.s 😂😂

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George Shara
Bayonne, NJ · 11 days ago

😂😂😂😭.... no toast for you G.I....

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Robert Klemcke
Baytown, TX · 14 days ago

that's the military for you !

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Stephen Leatherman
Houston, TX · 14 days ago

Military madness brother. lol

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Donnie Horne
New York City, NY · 18 days ago

When I was about 15 yrs.old I could go to a store called Art's.I was born in 1958 and the legal drinking age was 18 here in Georgia . The '70s was the best years since the world began.🥰

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Teresa4trump
Buhl, AL · 22 days ago

😂😂😂

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James Manhart Jr
Coats, NC · 19 days ago

😂

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Down Town Brown
Athens, TX · 12 days ago

Democrats and there stupid rules

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James Dschaak
Sequim, WA · 20 days ago

if can't serve in the American military and the military is the new American way of life or death war is everywhere including it own soil I as american being left behind but law enforcement and military I was born Oregonian an american a domestic american

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Trenton Johnson
Selah, WA · 20 days ago

another thing ive always found funny, I can die for my country at 18 but can't buy alcohol or tobacco, things thst make you go hmmmm

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J Bertrand
Tucson, AZ · 17 days ago

Logic of The Big Green Machine. Hasn't changed in decades.

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Marilyn Haskel Lakin
Robbinsville Township, NJ · 20 days ago

that is really funny. be safe out there

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Remo Williams
9 days ago

American tax dollars doing what they do

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Brenda Manix
Greenville, OH · 12 days ago

Lol 😂 😆 🤣 so true !

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Michael Prather
Romoland, CA · 13 days ago

You got to love the insanity 🤣🤣🤣

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Fay Heim
Westminster, MD · a month ago

LOL!

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Jay Coleman
Goodyear, AZ · 18 days ago

Yeah I've heard that common sense has pretty much left the military in a lot of areas.

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Thomss
Monroe Township, NJ · 24 days ago

Can’t own a handgun until you’re 21 (most liberal states).

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Thomas ORourke
Gaylord, MI · 21 days ago

so cute funny but true lmfao

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kim Towsley
Rutland, VT · 19 days ago

good luck 🙏👍👏😂😁

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Micah Henry
Anniston, AL · a month ago

give the man his toaster he fights for the country and risk his life every day

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James Bradford
The Villages, FL · 21 days ago

yup

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Paul Swanson
Worthington, MN · a month ago

😆LOL

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Kevin Altinawi
13 days ago

because u can never have enough firepower in war areas and u don't need a toaster when the gosh dang rock outside your door is just as freaking hot as a toaster hahaha I'm joking

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Steve Cutler
Salt Lake City, UT · 24 days ago

🤣😂🤣Make it make sense.....

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Michael Moman
Moline, IL · 16 days ago

this is where I fucked up in life I'd much rather fire a cannon drive a tank os be a scout sniper I don't like toast

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Karen Weiss
Pearland, TX · 17 days ago

do what ever they say. period

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Martin Thomas
Reno, NV · a month ago

That’s the government and military way of thinking

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Larry Ashworth
Amarillo, TX · a month ago

that toaster can be very very dangerous.....

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Todd Barts
Danville, VA · 8 days ago

Just like at 18 years old you can go and serve your country, put your life on the line be away from your family be in life and death situations but the moment that you come back to the country that you are serving you can't even go to a bar and relax and have a beer because you're not over 21. it doesn't make any sense how can you tell me or anybody that a 18-year-old's mind is mature enough to kill or be killed in a combat situation but not mature enough to drink a beer.

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Eric M
Ontario, CA · a month ago

You're told what you need.

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Kyra Satterfield
Albuquerque, NM · 3 hours ago

you never seen "full metal jacket " the movie ... and it will become clear why you aren't allowed to have toasters in your room 😳 if you watch the movie (side note the movie is accurate when it comes to the "behavior adjustments" your fellow soldiers would "help you" with ) and from what i understand those "adjustments" have been fazed out but i think it has to do with that 😅 and they never got around to changing it

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Jer Rolph
Mesa, AZ · 12 hours ago

nurse: I have literally stopped a patient's heart with adenosine but no one on night shift had the key to the thermostat 🤔

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JET Black
Pompano Beach, FL · 20 hours ago

😂

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bubbabigballs
Indianapolis, IN · 20 hours ago

it's because one or more persons have literally burnt their room down. you should already know in the military that one person ruins it for everyone.

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Mike tyson
Monticello, KY · 21 hours ago

You can join the military kill people at 18 but you can’t buy a can of dip

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sanchez22
Winter Haven, FL · 2 days ago

how does that even make sense wtf they do know that all that ammo is more dangerous than a toaster

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DANGER _1300B
Lynwood, CA · 3 days ago

😅

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Dominic Perches
Albuquerque, NM · 4 days ago

well you need ammo and want ammo so the title is useless

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Lost Solace
Torrance, CA · 4 days ago

Don't forget a hot plate also.

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john Doe
4 days ago

You’re not supervised with the toaster… are you??? Example: you can’t shoot an artillery round without approval.

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Jon Paul Spiegel
Austin, TX · 5 days ago

Yeah' the reasoning in the military is just like this' in prison. Don't go guys... Just get paid some other way~

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Its just me ✌🏻🤪
New York City, NY · 5 days ago

😂😂😂

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Cassie Campbell
Bethany, CT · 5 days ago

😂😳🤯

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dirtwork420
Milburn, OK · 5 days ago

once he figures out, it's about control.

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Liz Call
Stockton, CA · 6 days ago

you know where we all got our little pet peeves about life no matter what we think about life

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Herson Romero
Rock Springs, WY · 6 days ago

to many ppl sticking their toaster strudel in the toaster and poking their bellies giggling all the way to the hospital so they don't have to go to war 😂😂😂