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as a man tbh it's are little getaway from. the wife the kids and all the shit that we are literally trying to unwind from and we're in forever cuz we're watching videos like this🤣🤣

This is true! WHY DONT THEIR LEGS GO NUMB! Every woman I know say their legs go numb n soon as they stay on there longer than 10 minutes they fall down when they stand up🫠🙄😂😭😭😭

This seems to be quite a common problem now a days! You will be happier staying single trust me!

a man who spends that much time in the toilet planning somthn doing somthn(smokn crack) or just dont like u.

if I had enough money to live on, I'd be single because honestly, I'm sick of his shit. the thrill is gone.

All you need is a recording device in the bathroom! He will have the cold water running to mute rhe conversation! I know from guessing! THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT! 😅😆🤣😅😆😇😇

Get a new husband..

damn I came across this on toilet lmao

I believe the new generation refers to this as a married single mother.

He sure do shit a lot 😂😂

He needs to have a colonoscopy

for us men,..that's the only place where we have peace,..and tranquility..ex: lastnight...I was in the bathroom from about 8:41-9:07...why you ask? because I'm at work..and their is no such thing as peace..and the only place without a doubt for us men to have peace and quiet...is the damn bathroom

men who go alot are alot of times DL "respectfully"

Lol, brilliantly illustrated!!!

Why the spoon fulls when you plan to dump a bowlful? ….. crazy!!!

Well, the toilet won the prize 😂😂😂

where's work??

🤣😂😂🤣

Seems like he is full of ..it

Maybe he has IBS?? OR...Maybe IDGAF??!!!🤣🤣🤣

They cheating and watching pornography

The bathroom has always been a sanctuary for men

🤣😆🤣😆😆😆

maybe after COVID, we all became very addicted to our phones at that time.

I hate to say this either he is cheating on you or he's on drugs just smell the bathroom after he leaves it if he is no smell he's on drugs if there is a smell he's cheating on you simple and you're welcome

🤣🤣🤣

wrongnope.you have not been married long enough not toliet but hobbie

ain't that something

Absolutely Accurately depicted! Just wish the blueberries were divided into on his phone on the toilet!!!

what are u cooking him?

😂😂😂😂😂

😆😆

Anybody who claims they do this for alone time is cheating 100%! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂!

thumb down by a wife of 24 year

😅😅😅

Honestly, I have IBS if I ever get another boyfriend because I’m a guy or a girlfriend I’m Omni. That’s gonna be me. I’m gonna be on the toilet constant.

don't worry, we're just taking the time to get rid of a bunch of useless 💩💯🤨

The oboe playing… 🥰😍😊🥰😘❤️💕 As a bassoon, saxophone, and piano player, I love La La land, and any other music!

so it's not just me?! phew.. at least I'm not alone on this

My husband to minus the baby part!😂😂

only bc they got real sh! to do

mine to lmao 🤣😂

real talk! 🤣

😅🙋🙏🌹

😅😁😄😂

HUH ❓

VERY TRUE!!

With all those darn blueberries I took would be spending the majority of my time on the toilet!;;🤣🤣🤣

Can combine the phone in the bathroomYou can combine the phone in the bathroom
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as a man tbh it's are little getaway from. the wife the kids and all the shit that we are literally trying to unwind from and we're in forever cuz we're watching videos like this🤣🤣

This is true! WHY DONT THEIR LEGS GO NUMB! Every woman I know say their legs go numb n soon as they stay on there longer than 10 minutes they fall down when they stand up🫠🙄😂😭😭😭

This seems to be quite a common problem now a days! You will be happier staying single trust me!

a man who spends that much time in the toilet planning somthn doing somthn(smokn crack) or just dont like u.

if I had enough money to live on, I'd be single because honestly, I'm sick of his shit. the thrill is gone.

All you need is a recording device in the bathroom! He will have the cold water running to mute rhe conversation! I know from guessing! THATS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT! 😅😆🤣😅😆😇😇

Get a new husband..

damn I came across this on toilet lmao

I believe the new generation refers to this as a married single mother.

He sure do shit a lot 😂😂

He needs to have a colonoscopy

for us men,..that's the only place where we have peace,..and tranquility..ex: lastnight...I was in the bathroom from about 8:41-9:07...why you ask? because I'm at work..and their is no such thing as peace..and the only place without a doubt for us men to have peace and quiet...is the damn bathroom

men who go alot are alot of times DL "respectfully"

Lol, brilliantly illustrated!!!

Why the spoon fulls when you plan to dump a bowlful? ….. crazy!!!

Well, the toilet won the prize 😂😂😂

where's work??

🤣😂😂🤣

Seems like he is full of ..it

Maybe he has IBS?? OR...Maybe IDGAF??!!!🤣🤣🤣

They cheating and watching pornography

The bathroom has always been a sanctuary for men

🤣😆🤣😆😆😆

maybe after COVID, we all became very addicted to our phones at that time.

I hate to say this either he is cheating on you or he's on drugs just smell the bathroom after he leaves it if he is no smell he's on drugs if there is a smell he's cheating on you simple and you're welcome

🤣🤣🤣

wrongnope.you have not been married long enough not toliet but hobbie

ain't that something

Absolutely Accurately depicted! Just wish the blueberries were divided into on his phone on the toilet!!!

what are u cooking him?

😂😂😂😂😂

😆😆

Anybody who claims they do this for alone time is cheating 100%! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂!

thumb down by a wife of 24 year

😅😅😅

Honestly, I have IBS if I ever get another boyfriend because I’m a guy or a girlfriend I’m Omni. That’s gonna be me. I’m gonna be on the toilet constant.

don't worry, we're just taking the time to get rid of a bunch of useless 💩💯🤨

The oboe playing… 🥰😍😊🥰😘❤️💕 As a bassoon, saxophone, and piano player, I love La La land, and any other music!

so it's not just me?! phew.. at least I'm not alone on this

My husband to minus the baby part!😂😂

only bc they got real sh! to do

mine to lmao 🤣😂

real talk! 🤣

😅🙋🙏🌹

😅😁😄😂

HUH ❓

VERY TRUE!!

With all those darn blueberries I took would be spending the majority of my time on the toilet!;;🤣🤣🤣

Can combine the phone in the bathroomYou can combine the phone in the bathroom
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