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Lavonda Stevens
Kansas City, MO · a year ago
HOT

Take his ass to the hospital because I know he did not spit in the sink that's just nasty when you have a toilet right there girl you need to get another man.

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Rockin it 4 ever
Keizer, OR · a year ago

the way he's "walking" and his arms are flailing around like that...I'd say...he's still drunk from the last month...now THATS a hangover

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Beth Maurer
Middleburg, FL · a year ago

Tape him one day going through his whole routine of disgusting noises.Then the next day I would wake up two hours before he has to get up. Place my cordless JVC speaker right next to his head. Take your phone so you can hit play and the sound of his “morning routine” begins to play loudly in his ears!!!!

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Baybayfatmam888
a year ago

Facts

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Carmen Irizarry
Lake Panasoffkee, FL · a year ago

that's why I live alone . I won't deal with it I like my space , peace n quiet . I'm not saying I hate men but I rather live alone

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Cheryl Stewart
Mercer, PA · a year ago

This is my dad. All growing up and now that he's older when we go to visit. All this noise PLUS now when he walks he moans and groans very loudly, and talks to himself.

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PJ Larson
Honolulu, HI · a year ago

sorry if I'm trying to get rid of all the silica dust, welding smoke, and drywall dust that embedded itself in my sinus cavity the day before. all so that you can have a warm bed to sleep in. you should tell him "thank you"

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Karen Petrus
Washington, DC · a year ago

start working on the warm lemon honey water so he doesn't have that mucus problem all the time. and he can learn to heal himself better.

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Kay Hoffman
Santa Barbara, CA · a year ago

I used to have a Nextdoor neighbor like that. I never understood his need to spit up every single morning. I’d be in my bathroom brushing my teeth and I’d hear him clearing his throat over and over. I was so happy when he moved!

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Theresa
a year ago

after reading some of the comments on here I feel even more that I married a great man. he is very quiet when he gets up (his alarm is a diffrent story, hate snooze), quiet in the bathroom, keeps the TV turned low. I don't hear him after the alarm, until he comes in to kiss me good bye and say he loves me. Not all guys are rude.

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Dewayne W
New Orleans, LA · a year ago

looks like a hair ball to me or you have a possessed person.

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SavedBytheBloodofJesus
a year ago

I wake my man up at 3 am everyday and get him ready for work Out his socks on his pants Have his daily meds laid out and drink ready His coffee in this thermos and food(unless he doesn’t want any) n water Help him slip his boots on He provides so he is excempt from having to be quite He works his butt off So my man can be as loud as he wants

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Jan Davis
Eau Claire, WI · a year ago

Hell, I’d be worried if my man didn’t start his day like this! This is a bit over dramatic but yep, it happens! Everyday for 50+ years, never a dull moment!

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DARLA NEWCOMB
North Las Vegas, NV · a year ago

I'm already up his coffee is already made his lunch is sitting on the counter for the day and his breakfast is being made, so he's making all the noise he wants would not bother me I'm already awake

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Nicole Picc
Mahopac, NY · a year ago

oh this is nothing ... my guy would put lights on slam doors etc.. no he is retired so it's the dishwasher and coffee at 5 am..❤️

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Tiajuana Futrell
Memphis, TN · a year ago

🤣🤣I know he's exaggerating, but I can't stop laughing😂 my eyes watering 😭😭😂🤣🤣 The Early Morning Plague 🤣🤣🤣

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Lisa Flood
Worcester, MA · a year ago

every morning in the shower so gross .Then I have to throw cleaner down in tub before my shower fucker 9

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tina beeson
Berkeley, CA · a year ago

I wouldn't do anything. I probably wouldn't even know about it cause I would be out w a sleeping pill & have earplugs in!!

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Piglet
Modesto, CA · a year ago

I put up with this ridiculous behavior for 9 1/2 years —- I have NOT regretted one moment of being away from that dirt bag!

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Boogaloo 08
Oxon Hill, MD · a year ago

Call a priest cause he sounds and walks possessed, damn! Mine don't do this, he's up at 4a and quiet as hell and out the house headed to the base by 4:45a.

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Shaun Oviatt
Birmingham, AL · a year ago

I lived in an apartment with thin walls and a neighbor that did this at 4:30 every morning. Just disgusting. Can you imagine being his wife and having to kiss that nasty mouth?!?!?

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Nancy Dotel
Tallahassee, FL · a year ago

jajaja jajaja, what's wrong with him is it because he's got to go to work? or he is one of the guys that danced in Thriller with Michael Jackson 🤔 I mean, he's walking like a zombie jajaja jajaja

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Lisa0525
Naples, FL · a year ago

Mine does!!! EVERY MORNING!! Hacks like he’s puking and dying. Wakes me right up. Jerk.

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Kkay Brown
Bakersfield, CA · a year ago

He so stupid & Dramatic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Robert Guggisberg
Glenwood, NJ · a year ago

That’s the trait of a true narcissist, hey notice me. I have to get up at 5 AM…. blah blah blah blah.

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Maggie Seubert
Wausau, WI · a year ago

tell him to shut his dramatic arse up and take something for that mucus because I'm trying to sleep.

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Kenneth Tsyitee
Albuquerque, NM · a year ago

U married that idiot,, too late now

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Amy Wilcoxon
Wickliffe, OH · a year ago

mine is so quiet! I never hear him leave. and he showers and dresses and all

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Ms Rebecca CordovaGarcia
Artesia, NM · a year ago

I would have his back till death do us part

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Cathy Bridges
Keyser, WV · a year ago

Take him to the hospital, good Lord, he sounds like he is dying

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Sandy Swezy
Palm Harbor, FL · a year ago

I'd give him a get ready for work bathroom in the basement! 🤣

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Deidre Richmond
Northampton, PA · a year ago

Are you sure that's a man and not an alien 🤔

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Melissa Dietrich
Bernville, PA · a year ago

Inconsiderate f..k!! I'd buy some ear plugs so I did not have to listen to it.

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Maricia Wilson
a year ago

mine would do that for many years then have a smoke or two he died very young

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Lynn Condrey
Aiken, SC · a year ago

Nothing I go thru that asthma allergy shit every day lol 🤪

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Big O
Marshfield, MA · a year ago

He's banged up but he will go do it again for his family

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Ruby Mates
Lufkin, TX · a year ago

been married 25+ years. he does it still, it's ok...

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C Peet
Richmond, MO · a year ago

faking it for attention!

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Debbie Allbright Brinkley
Cisco, TX · a year ago

Walks like an alien, sounds like an alien, must be an alien! Ha ha.

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Jana Shumate
Richland, WA · a year ago

move him to attic or basement

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Busta nut
Hatboro, PA · a year ago

maybe stop drinking the night before 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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C C F G
Carthage, MO · a year ago

I would leave and be on the way to my work before he got up. I am a sympathizerthrow upper so this would never work in our household. I would have to get up at 4 am. Damn that's early. You gotta do what you gotta do if you live in the same 🏠 house.

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4God&Country
New Bern, NC · a year ago

I'm quiet as I can be getting up at 5. But if you dad or your man is getting up at 5 every day to work hard and pay the bills, probably give him a break and appreciate him.

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vince casey
Los Angeles, CA · a year ago

How bout hours and hours earplugs anybody that’s how I want to get rich quick by ten million ear plugs and provide them in us prisons county city jails or wait I forgot wouldn’t fly wonder why ?

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Gt Larabee
a year ago

So true. When we were children, the neighborhood and school kids use to talk about how their father's acted when they first got up in the mornings.

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Diane
Dickinson, TX · a year ago

married for some year I work night get home about 1:30 get kid clothes ready for the day fix his lunch ready by 3 in shower he up at 4 taking care mama before heading to the show and lala land for hour and half until time to get the kids up that was in my young days but now I wouldn't be able to put up with that the devil is lie

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Brenda Foster
Alpine, AZ · a year ago

Mr your pipes are going to plug up bad as time goes on. Use your trash can for that goo!

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Just spelling it out
Glen Burnie, MD · a year ago

thats a hoge negative. my wife a daughter do this. i try to be as quiet as possible.

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Sandra Rivera
Orlando, FL · a year ago

you still love them you have to accept your man whatever they do

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Sheriam
Prescott, AZ · a year ago

Does he put the toilet seat down...bring home a paycheck..love you and the children?That's what matters

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Gina
Cumberland, MD · a year ago

So true!

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Thorsday88
Hayward, CA · a year ago

I feel SO ATTACKED RN

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Diana Randall
Hartford, CT · a year ago

Move on !

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Lynn Zee
Brooklyn, NY · a year ago

Yuk.. SMH

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FoRKKamala
Providence, NC · a year ago

So fake

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Sheralyn Joy
Minneapolis, MN · a year ago

leave!😮🤔😬

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Marie Joy
Timonium, MD · a year ago

YUCK!! NOPE!!

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Tina Harshman
Fort Wayne, IN · a year ago

Wear ear plugs. At least he’s working.

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Charmaine Breedlove
Modesto, CA · a year ago

got to be alcoholic!

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Stephanie Brishea Cox
Lavinia, TN · a year ago

if they live alone ??? nope. they do it regardless 🤣🤣 me too dad , me too 🤣🤣

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Sarah Bear
Los Angeles, CA · a year ago

Sometimes we're all like that. Getting older changes our bodys.

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stinkyoldhippie
a year ago

that's what I sound like after 30 years of construction work

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mari
Valrico, FL · a year ago

OMG mine does.