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Ivan
Los Angeles, CA · a month ago

American bread is just a projection of some Americans themselves — depressing lmao.

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joshua hotaling
Loomis, CA · 2 months ago

if only your military was as tough as your bread...then maybe yall wouldn't be getting embarrassed in Ukraine

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turt.o o
Anaheim, CA · 21 days ago

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??
San Jose, CA · 10 hours ago

Russian bread is gay

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Jayden Mars
Potterville, MI · 11 days ago

fucked up part is this is just satire for the joke that Russians are very strong sturdy men and women everyone plays on this joke it's funny ass hell but the real truth is the Russian bread didn't fold because it's real bread the shit we eat here in america is made of nothing but 1 percent of the natural ingredients the rest is chemicals and preservatives

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Kornholio
Cooper City, FL · 17 days ago

That’s what Americans call toast

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John Pitt
Castro Valley, CA · a month ago

You dipped your Russian bread in vodka and then dried it in the oven..... how tf do you think the result would be??????

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J W
Denver, CO · a month ago

if youre going to stand in line for 3 days to get bread.. yeah it'll be stiff

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Joseph Almeraz
Corryton, TN · 16 days ago

We don't have to stand in a 4 hour line for our bread😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mark Mascarenas
17 days ago

Yeah, it’s called. Freshness my foreign friend.

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dakin
Lucedale, MS · a month ago

the binding agent is a hard potatoe and not flour.. so, yeah floppy and soft like my p.p.

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RYTHNAS
20 days ago

Hard bread vs soft bread? You can find soft bread in Russia and hard bread in America

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Mindfulness
Rochester, NY · a month ago

And it's like kinda sweet in a cake way it's weird man

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Kekoa 9oh7
Palmer, AK · a month ago

I ain't tryna break my teeth eating a sandwich

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David LopeZ
San Antonio, TX · a month ago

no wonder y'all r missing so many teeth!!

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Mason Lusby
Shasta Lake, CA · a month ago

Russian bread looks stale 😭

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Tanya Christiano
Paisley, FL · 19 days ago

and so what

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LeaLea
Joelton, TN · a month ago

American bread is not real bread.Unless you get it from the bakery, obviously they're poisoning us with bleaches and additives and preservatives.Bs.I say this is for entertainment purposes

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Dxrko
Apopka, FL · a month ago

Guess he just doesn’t know what a toaster is😂

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Anna Jurado
San Jose, CA · a month ago

HARD BREAD 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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#1ThunderCracker
2 months ago

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James Baker
Knoxville, TN · a month ago

Yeah, ours isn't frozen! Or,.. Or you can just stay in Russia and eat bread and sauerkraut.

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James
Mesa, AZ · a month ago

I'm trying to eat bread, not a slab of slate.

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Theweldingbeaver
Asheboro, NC · 2 months ago

american men vs Russian men american- alive

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Espinoza Toby
Lawton, OK · a month ago

yall shii is frozen and we wining da war why would yall send a uav drone and try to hit the nuke don't yall understand that if that drone got through that metal yall would of been dead too

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KarmaMámés✨🍃
Des Moines, IA · a month ago

Idk I like my soft bread😭

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Will Denn (DSpeeD)
Seattle, WA · a month ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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James Bryant
Crystal Springs, MS · a month ago

lmao! Russian bread is still made from whole wheat, unlike American bread that is made wheat flour that has everything healthy removed, so it's unhealthy to eat, but makes a softer bread.

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foxbody
Saint Albans, VT · 2 months ago

cause in Russia all you get is bread. in America, we like to put meat,cheese, some lettuce, and maybe a pickle in our bread slices. see the difference.

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Wraize1
Norman, OK · a month ago

I'll take the fresh bread over the month old stale bread you had to wait on line for 2 days for. well after 57 other nasty Russians laid their fingers on.

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Clarissa Crazy-C McClendon
Amarillo, TX · a month ago

so never eat a Russian sandwich.. ok

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i hate republicans!!
California, MD · a month ago

I don’t think that’s a flex dawg 💔

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Demon
Clifton, TX · a month ago

why did you get Wonder Bread you could have gotten any other brand also that's white bread you should have gotten wheat it's a lot more tough

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Draco
St. Paul, MN · a month ago

Russian bread, tough as Russians, but don’t think that American soft cause the bread is we just like it like that

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Aiden Zaworski
McHenry, IL · a month ago

yeah where did you get the wonder bread from because we perpusfluly make our bread like that so we can ship more of it in the same space

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crazyleggs360
Port Orchard, WA · a month ago

Russian bread is made from 2×4 's and glue 😂

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Richard Morris
Huntington, MA · a month ago

Yeah, I got one. What’s your point?

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jim@harn
Camp Hill, PA · a month ago

Their BREAD 🍞 HARD AS A ROCK 🪨

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SleezEplumber
a month ago

Russian bread comes pre toasted.

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James Bradley
St. Petersburg, FL · a month ago

u trying to say Russians have better wennies when your president was scared to challenge Biden to the 1st ever world wide fart off for control of earth and all its resources?

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Jay
Dracut, MA · a month ago

hes not supposed to complain about the bread ... in his regime

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Midwest City, OK · a month ago

Who sits around and comes up with this stupid content like I've never thought about another country's bread 😂

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Jamie Cook
Vancouver, WA · a month ago

y'all must half choke while eating a sandwich you could use Russian bread as a Frisbee 😂😂😂

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Michael Zepeda
Cherokee, NC · a month ago

American bread is made for everyone. See right now you're at the California setting. Take that bread and put it in a toaster for 3 minutes and now it's at the Russian setting. 😅

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Aaron Greene
Bloomfield, NJ · a month ago

True. But in America we have stuff to put between the slices of bread.

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CM
a month ago

Eating a sandwich on a hard bread?

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Bethany Beach, DE · a month ago

Both are trash

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Deano Pazzo
Guthrie, OK · 2 months ago

Sweet! The U.S. took home the gold on that one, too! Our bread is softer & tastier.