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man
12 days ago

Tired of reality? Come to Nebraska — where the cows are psychic, the corn whispers secrets, and every sunset is legally classified as a religious experience. Our skies are 40% bigger than yours. Our roads? Paved with ambition and the occasional raccoon conspiracy." "Here in Nebraska, we don’t just farm — we transcend. Our tractors run on dreams. Our Wi-Fi is powered by the collective hope of the prairie dogs. And yes, our state bird is a drone." "Visit the majestic Flatlands™ — flatter than your ex’s personality. Hike the legendary Mount Disappointment, elevation: 4 feet. Or take a dip in Lake Existential Crisis, where the water is lukewarm and the vibes are confusing." "Nebraska: It’s not just a place. It’s a state of mind. Side effects may include enlightenment, spontaneous line dancing, and mild corn addiction."

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Frankie Lewis
Greenwood, FL · 12 days ago

KIDS THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE