100 Comments

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Zeffen
2 months ago

I would clap for you, but I'm sure you've already had it.

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Robert B Jeeping
Greenwood, CA · 2 months ago

you're the girl Men think about when it hurts to pee.

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Fresh513
Cincinnati, OH · 16 days ago

Yup just somethin to play with on the late night

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Tim W
Colorado Springs, CO · 2 months ago

no. ill be laying in bed cuddled up to my wife thanking God i didnt get within 500 miles of you.

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livinglyfe74
Yorktown, VA · 2 months ago

This is hard either you’re 48+ or 30 something and had a hard life. Either way hard pass

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will
2 months ago

The only reason I'm thinking of you at 2am is scratching myself wondering what I have now.

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Jonathan Kaufmann
Billings, MT · 11 days ago

beautiful and sexy is in every man’s dreams

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THR33 5IX
2 months ago

You’re the girl I’ll me thinking about at 2am, thanking god I dodged that bullet!🫵😂🤣

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zay
Arnold, MO · 2 months ago

For the streets

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cantstandya
Little Rock, AR · 2 months ago

HO HO HO

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Golfing is fun
Trinidad, CO · 2 months ago

she can wrap herself in her warm blanket of thoughts of all the men that didn't choose her but in her mind think about her often... that must be very satisfying... somehow

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Aiyana Pasch
Sandusky, OH · 2 months ago

idk if this is a joke or not but somebody has got to lay the question down... so shes a homewrecker?

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Cliff Davis
Decatur, GA · 2 months ago

Sally clapsaddle!

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David LopeZ
San Antonio, TX · a month ago

no I don't! I hate nightmares

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JelliedJo
a month ago

Gross.

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Hah!
2 months ago

Nope, I’m pretty sure you’re not on my mind. 🙄

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Leticia
Chicago, IL · 2 months ago

Ewwwww

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Stephen Johnston
Mount Airy, NC · 2 months ago

Maybe once a year for you, then you're totally forgotten after that. You're no where near priority as a wife is by no means.

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Jim Studenic
Langhorne, PA · 2 months ago

Are you talking to someone who regularly throws up at 1:59 AM 🤮?

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Babatunde
a month ago

Says the woman that the phrase ,"Ass,cash or grass" was created for 😆😆😆😆😆

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Michael
Lakewood, CO · 2 months ago

🤢🤮😖🥴

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Stinger63
Abilene, TX · 2 months ago

NAH!

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Smartypantsme
2 months ago

YAWN

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Kimberly Clayton
Modesto, CA · 17 days ago

Butter face

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chase You
Tulsa, OK · 2 months ago

annnnnnnd DID NOT!!!

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Randall Sapp
Farmington, WV · 2 months ago

I have my own pool table

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ORDIE
Ridgecrest, CA · a month ago

Yeah, no

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Fernando
San Antonio, TX · 19 days ago

someone full of herself 🤔

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LauraGirlDC
Washington, DC · a month ago

Vanilla wife... personality of drying paints🤣🤣🤣

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primalBeef
12 days ago

there's a reason the part girl isn't married and waiting to be someones last call at th bar 😂

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tired of the entitled
Hopewell, VA · a month ago

And be thankful we never met & you have me your diseases

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Carl Northcutt
Stuttgart, AR · 3 days ago

so thirsty aren't you

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jusblome
Newark, DE · a month ago

Let’s get married, really

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yume
Loveland, CO · a month ago

😭

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90SBABBYY996
22 days ago

walking talking trash can

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Damon Beltram
Sacramento, CA · 4 days ago

Sure thing sweetheart, whatever helps you sleep at night 😂😂😂

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Walt Darr
Columbia, SC · a month ago

BTW just wondering.... where are you located? You remind me of my 1st wife!

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antman82
2 months ago

nah not really

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Michael Champagne
Spokane, WA · a month ago

Chaaaaaa

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road runner
2 months ago

Love pool. Play all kinds of games. But honey the tats and fishnets ! Sorry I’ll pass.

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KC Adams
Scappoose, OR · 5 days ago

I want you to be a menace to my society

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Kevin
Franklin, IN · 7 days ago

you'll do

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Maureen Finn Humble
Kernersville, NC · 9 days ago

I’m torn between , Drink till she’s cute or if the phone don’t ring, it’s everyone of her one night stands

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William
Hesperia, CA · 9 days ago

Are you kidding

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Gerald Ingle
Shelby, OH · 9 days ago

I'll bet that smells like a combination of ashtray, warm beer, and shit-stained underwear 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Dream
Syracuse, NY · 10 days ago

I’d take you through the ringer snow bunny 🤍

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Donald “Rev
Atlantic City, NJ · 10 days ago

😆

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JoseCuervo
Beverly Hills, CA · 10 days ago

fat, ugly, high body count nasty

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Charles Cowan
Coalgate, OK · 11 days ago

wow nice 👍 beautiful

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yamama
Clinton Township, MI · 12 days ago

Nope

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Mudcat
Saint Francisville, LA · 16 days ago

Not really.

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Just Simply Sandy
Toccoa, GA · 18 days ago

Alright Ladies!! You have to be like this and a lady for your men!! They want naughty girls who can dress up like ladies when they are in public!!