74 Comments

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ratman
Shelby Township, MI · 3 months ago

Ambulance- Ambalamps Both-boof Ask- axe Nothing- nuffin Store- stoo Police- poolice Then- den Those- doo’s This- dis There- dare School- scoo Better- best Math- maff Has- gots Porch- pooch More- mo I have more but I am tired of the exercise Is it Ebonics, lazy or don’t care BUT they know how to say racism when it’s on them

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Wade Canfield
Hutchinson, KS · 3 days ago

😂😂😂

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Tyler
Bloomington, IL · 2 days ago

I'm getting jumped.. because I ain't scared. Just words. 😂

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heather trewyn
Atlanta, GA · 3 days ago

street

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EsterExtra
Syracuse, NY · 6 days ago

Ask-axe Children-chirren Ambulance-Amboolance

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Robert Medina
Denver, CO · 5 days ago

What is the number 4

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Maddy
Bloomington, IL · 3 months ago

I love Matt you can watch some of his free comedy stuff on YouTube if you search up his name.! he is really good and he also makes disabled people and everybody else feel welcome at his shows. It is awesome.🥰🥰

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Charles White III
Detroit, MI · 7 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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Jason Frey
Los Gatos, CA · 2 months ago

well it's the word ask of course we all know that they can't say ask they also can't say thanks for the warning officer

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Vickie Pate
Ocala, FL · a month ago

I love him. his stand up comedy is hilarious 😂 😃

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Mike Matos
New York, NY · 14 days ago

Job cleaning up being a dad washing clothes. Taking a bath, you gotta raise

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Dupree Sr. Joshua
Edmond, OK · 2 months ago

ASK

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Keegan Ray
Hays, NC · a month ago

they cant say ask. they say axe😂

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Tony Jones
Charlotte, NC · 2 months ago

😂😂😂😂

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Gee Ess
San Antonio, TX · 3 months ago

Here's another one: Work

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Laura Hunsucker
Star, NC · 3 months ago

straw "Scraw"

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Amanda
Appleton, WI · 3 months ago

Ask

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John
Canton, OH · 3 months ago

Alright

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Crazy Asshole
Tampa, FL · 3 months ago

what a racist person matt isnt like that

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Sacra Phinest
2 months ago

Ask

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yah goohot
Durham, NC · 2 months ago

And don't aks them about ask

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j kelley
Neptune Beach, FL · 2 months ago

ask, children, that actually it's too much to even waste my time with

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Ram-Rod$$
Denver, CO · 2 months ago

That's not pronouncing a word. He should have said ask. 😂

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Nick Emmons
New York City, NY · 2 months ago

honey I got the milk 😂😂😂😂😂

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craig burns
Dalton, GA · 2 months ago

I'm home with the milk

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Mike Wycoff
Greenwood, IN · 2 months ago

What about Ask (axe)

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Unga Bunga
Philadelphia, PA · 3 months ago

Aks

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yah goohot
Durham, NC · 2 months ago

Skrimp for shrimp

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Mike Bossie
Cleburne, TX · 3 months ago

Trying to make the white boy look like a punk. Lost respect for ya Matt for going along.

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LA McMullen
Mercersburg, PA · 3 months ago

spaghetti

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Mama T
Ashland, WI · 3 months ago

Shrimp Skrimp

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Taylor Patricelli
Boise, ID · 3 months ago

Mines lol

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M CD
Lehi, UT · 3 months ago

Anything with th. Wiff instead of with Diss instead this Dat instead of that Doh instead of though Mouf instead of mouth

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Bobby Graham
Detroit, MI · 3 months ago

death

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Guest
3 months ago

work boots

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veronica bruce
Gwynn Oak, MD · 3 months ago

crisp

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The Real Right Winger
Clearwater, FL · 3 months ago

Ask

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EasyBreez
Philadelphia, PA · 3 months ago

Went to one of his shows & it's worth every cent. Funny asf

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rob roberts
Fort Lauderdale, FL · 3 months ago

Baffroom Baby Roof

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CJG1999
San Antonio, TX · 3 months ago

Father’s Day 🤔

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Jeff Weaver
Fort Wayne, IN · 3 months ago

that's some funny shit

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Tom Curran
Huntsville, AL · 3 months ago

Buick

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marnie sully
3 months ago

Job and pay

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Joshua LePage
Quincy, MA · 3 months ago

fourth, fifth, ask, bathroom,

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ChitHappens
3 months ago

booth is boof.

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Antione
Lakewood, CO · 3 months ago

nothing🤔🤔,ask, don't, job.😆😆😆😆

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Corey
Newark, OH · 3 months ago

I'm surprised he didn't say A-D-D..... All Different Daddies 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂