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Ally Opp
Saint Martinville, LA ยท 3 months ago

My 1st wife told me the same thing, Her or my Motorcycle..40 years later, still riding my bikeโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜†

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John Bickerstaff
Philadelphia, PA ยท 3 months ago

This triggered me from my 1st wife ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฏ Except It was Beer, Gym, or me she said.... Well gonna miss her.. Not really tho ๐Ÿ˜†

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Mike Honcho
Gore, OK ยท 3 months ago

lie man. she'll find out what u pick eventually

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Carlotta Sanders
Detroit, MI ยท 4 months ago

living in his house and giving him ultimatum on his life.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Yes she got to go

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Ken Miller
Murray, UT ยท 3 months ago

I gave up alcohol for my wife 11 years ago and we are happier than we've ever been.

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Footz
Bronx, NY ยท 3 months ago

Women always do this! I consider it games that they play because all she wants to hear is that you pick her over everything else! All so she can feel good about herself! In the moment! Women need constant validation from men! Itโ€™s why they are always online! Looking for the same thing! Someone to call them and their nasty attitude beautiful! Why they know for a fact that they are clearly not! They want to hear lies! And itโ€™s lies that make women feel good about themselves! And itโ€™s why men lie to women! Because women donโ€™t like the truth! And the truth is that women are bad people! Itโ€™s why they always need validation from others

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Michael Lotter
Mesa, AZ ยท 3 months ago

that didn't work out quite the u expect it ...don't try and drive drive a wedge between a man and his naughty dog

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Valk
Temple, TX ยท 23 days ago

give her the best answer alcohol and games one she comes and goes many times the alcohol and games will forever stay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Patriotic American
3 months ago

She said pick 1 He picked 2๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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God Fearing Christian
3 months ago

Only time I've ever given my husband an ultimatum it was for the betterment of our family and home. He chose our family and our marriage has never been better! Sometimes it needs to happen but not over this petty stuff.

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David Hicks
Reading, PA ยท 3 months ago

Priceless ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

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Michael Truchon
New York City, NY ยท 3 months ago

Yeah you gotta go. She can be replaced with millions that act just the same. If she had any sense she would already see where she falls in his list of priorities.

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Kevin king
Jersey City, New Jersey ยท 3 months ago

If anyone feels the need to issue ultimatum the relationship is almost always doomed. Drug and alcohol abuse aside, one party usually ends up resenting the other

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Branden Embery
Davenport, IA ยท 3 months ago

games

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Tx2x1
3 months ago

Never. Never give a man an ultimatum.

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Alstone
Dayton, OH ยท 3 months ago

I don't drink or do ultimatiums

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Michael Lotter
Mesa, AZ ยท 3 months ago

that didn't work out quite the u expected it to ...never try and drive a wedge between a man and his naughty dog

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bane
Reno, NV ยท 3 months ago

good one sir

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Terrance Oconner
Denver, CO ยท 3 months ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

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Branden Embery
Davenport, IA ยท 3 months ago

games ๐ŸŽฎ

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MizzStrange
Fairhaven, MA ยท 3 months ago

If you donโ€™t want a gamer or drinker then donโ€™t EVER start to date that type of person. Itโ€™s that easy!! Higher your standards or donโ€™t bitch when youโ€™ve lowered them. Iโ€™m sure those details wouldโ€™ve come out in the โ€œtalking stagesโ€. Youโ€™re supposed to love/care people for who/what they are. That includes activities & hobbies in their down time.

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Hans Gruber
Marianna, FL ยท 3 months ago

good move

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Gabe Moreno
Riverside, CA ยท 3 months ago

๐Ÿป ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜

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Kratos0611
Sacramento, CA ยท 3 months ago

bye Felicia

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Joseph McKenna
Enfield, CT ยท 4 months ago

damn right out by Tuesday

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Maryjane Eva Diamond
Spokane, WA ยท 3 months ago

She wants attention. If you love her, give it to her or she will get it from someone else

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jerkins
Columbus, OH ยท 3 months ago

2 outta 3 ain't bad

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Robert McArthur
Fort Smith, AR ยท 4 months ago

video games, hands down, they don't fart.

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hello
Las Vegas, NM ยท 3 months ago

Unfortunately the weight of relationships doesn't hit for either side anymore. You are supposed to love each other and respect each other like you would yourself. If you can't love and respect yourself you shouldn't be in a relationship. I'm sure both sides have their issues but talking like mature adults, understand and taking responsible for yourself isn't really a thing anymore either.

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C Poole
Charlotte, NC ยท 3 months ago

Bye Felecia, dump your insecurities on some other sad chap!

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Chris
Canton, MI ยท 3 months ago

give 3 things and told to "pick one". I'm assuming if she is not picked he gets the other 2, bit if she is picked, he loses the other 2. last I checked, 2 is more then 1... looks like he Drew the same conclusion...

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Cromm Cruach
Durham, NC ยท 3 months ago

You could change the first 2 items to a Frisbee and a shoe horn to get the same answer.

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cory clark
Roswell, NM ยท 3 months ago

it all depends, my gf's son is married and has three kids and ignores all of them everyday all day playing video games no fucking stop and it's time for him to grow the fuck up and raise his family. I play video games and smoke weed but I certainly don't neglect the people or responsibilities in my life by playing constantly. maybe an hour or two a day, maybe.

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Michael R McDaniel
Attalla, AL ยท 3 months ago

DAMN !

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George Shara
Bayonne, NJ ยท 4 months ago

ALCOHOL....ILL FIND ANOTHER GIRL...๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jay Money
Front Royal, VA ยท 3 months ago

all 3

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T.M.M.
Norwalk, IA ยท 4 months ago

smart move ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Steven Phillips
Madisonville, KY ยท 3 months ago

damn I'm sorry

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๊งฤร‚ื˜Iล ๊ง‚
Vashon, WA ยท 3 months ago

Sheesh, At Least He Is Not Out Of The House Spending Time Doing Other Things .. Too Bad. Good Strategy Thou....โœ๐Ÿป

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Jason Halsey
Alfred Station, NY ยท 3 months ago

fake

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Carlotta Sanders
Detroit, MI ยท 4 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜