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avator
Commuter
Bronx, NY · 3 months ago

I was sunning myself on a nudes beach when a little girl came up and asked "Whats That?" I said "Thats my bird little girl now go away im trying to rest" I must have dosed off. Hours later I work up in the hospital emergency room. With intense pain in my groin area. I looked over and saw the little girl standing there. I asked her "Little girl what happened?" She said "Well you fell asleep and I started playing with your bird, it stood up straight and spit at me so I crushed its eggs and burnt it's nest.