“Called the cops on thieves — got told ‘no one available.’ A minute later I called back: ‘no need to hurry… I shot them.’ Suddenly: helicopters, SWAT, half a dozen cops. Officer: ‘I thought you said you shot them?’ Me: ‘I thoug...

mdyoeurgs

6 hours ago

And they will charge you with a false report and fine you big time.

William Gregory

Connersville, IN · 7 hours ago

😆😆😆😆😆 LoL the the ✋ HAND do what you can't POW POW LOL 😆😆😆😆😆 GET ER DONE

Dennis Bowling

Van Buren, AR · 6 hours ago

I'm not calling them, I own a backhoe.

Ray Taylor

Attalla, AL · 6 hours ago

this guy just totaly interrupted their doughnut break

SkyPilot

8 hours ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Might be a joke, then again closer to the truth than one can imagine. Thank you! 🤣😂🤣

Dianne

6 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

stinger

Brookhaven, PA · 7 hours ago

A gun in the hand is worth more than the entire police force on the phone.

Moose McKnuckle

Santa Rosa, CA · 7 hours ago

When seconds count, the cops are minutes away. Also, a gun in the hand is worth waaay more than the whole police department on the phone!

Watertender

Gasport, NY · 8 hours ago

Nice! I bet that emptied out the doughnut shop!!

FLYIN PELICAN

Dunnigan, CA · 7 hours ago

😆😆😆😆 fast response..

Solomon Pugh

Orlando, FL · 7 hours ago

😜😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

John Dudley

7 hours ago

😆

Dominic Reed

Birmingham, AL · 9 hours ago

lmao

Jim Palmer

Kewanee, IL · 7 hours ago

yep that sounds about right

Rickie Hacker

Klamath Falls, OR · 6 hours ago

❤️ 🥰

Jud Wulff

West Bend, WI · 8 hours ago

Guess they were wrong.🤣😅🤣🤣😅

Buster Savage

Wimberley, TX · 7 hours ago

lol

Donna Ploss

New Britain, CT · 7 hours ago

love it!

Juan Flores

Cicero, IL · 8 hours ago

😆