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Biden2024
Vernon Hills, IL Β· 2 months ago
HOT

My neighbor kid, came in from school one day..His mom asked how was school today? He replied we had a prostitute today...he meant a substitute 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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what u say!!
Akron, OH Β· 4 months ago
HOT

Good one atleast he doing his math right πŸ˜‚

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Dynetta Robinson
Miami Gardens, FL Β· 4 months ago
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They hear what they hear..πŸ˜† My daughter was reciting the pledge of allegiance β€œfor Richard stands””(for which it stands”)πŸ€”

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Christine odeh
Staten Island, NY Β· a month ago

O.K so I'm not the only one...I was thinking she "borrowed" the joke because she is little to old to have children that young in school

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MakeMe
18 days ago

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Kathy Green
Lehigh Acres, FL Β· 19 days ago

LOL πŸ˜‚

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only GOD knows why
Richmond, VA Β· a month ago

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Charonne Hadley
Garland, TX Β· 3 months ago
HOT

When middle daughter was little, we all use to take turns praying in the morning before school. On the mornings it was her turn, she started every prayer, "Dear Happily Father!"

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Deborah L Ross
Fostoria, OH Β· 13 days ago

Hilarious

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LaRhonda Niki Hampton
Dallas, TX Β· 5 months ago
HOT

Well at least his math was mathing 🀣🀣🀣

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Mick Cooks
Fremont, OH Β· 3 months ago
HOT

My granddaughter once told me she learned who the first President was in Pre School , she was so excited , she said Papa I know who the first President is and I asked who was he and she said George Washing Machine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜…

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Mary Smith
Rome, GA Β· 23 days ago

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DeAma
Lexington, KY Β· a month ago

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jerry stark
Galesburg, IL Β· 3 months ago

Andy walks with me..Andy talks with me.. Andy tells me that I am his own..πŸ˜†

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Connie Williams
Sparta, WI Β· 2 months ago

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Precious Cee
Chicago, IL Β· 2 months ago

Time for a trip to the ear doctor!!🀣

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Mark J. Soga
Long Valley, NJ Β· a month ago

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Pat Carter
Lexington, KY Β· a month ago

Saw a video where a young child thought that God's real name was Howard B (as in hallowed be) thy name...The Lord's Prayer.

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Janicegalloway63
Memphis, TN Β· 3 months ago

I’m glad he doing his homework correctly

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Carol Taylor
Metropolis, IL Β· 9 days ago

I had a similar experience while teaching 1st graders. Got an irate call from a grandma who said her grandson said I had said ,"Satan is alive." I,too. started laughing. What I had said was "Goodness gracious, sake's alive! It's asaying I had grown up with.πŸ˜‚

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Susan Story
Sparta, TN Β· a month ago

Lol. But it is how things get started, Twisted when a parent jumps to conclusions, Spreads it to other's Without Doing what this mother. Go Straight to the Person in Question. This could have had a Entirely different outcome for the teacher. Now the mom & teacher will have a bond, look back & Laugh.

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Tammy Estrada
Roosevelt, NY Β· 2 months ago

that took me all the way out!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Donna Bryant
Conyers, GA Β· 3 months ago

As a Mathematics educator, I fell out laughing so hard with this one.πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Cleo Booker
San Antonio, TX Β· 3 months ago

well at least he understood the sum of a bitchhhhhhhhπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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TE
Albuquerque, NM Β· 2 months ago

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CJ
Houston, TX Β· 3 months ago

Yeah...My Niece Use Say Those Shitty Men Messing Up Mah Mah Yard......She Was Saying....Those City Men.....

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Devorah 7
Sugar Land, TX Β· 2 months ago

O my goodness!!!!🀣

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LadyK
Philadelphia, PA Β· a month ago

I AM HOLLERING IN HERE🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Shawonda King
Birmingham, AL Β· 3 months ago

I cannot πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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rich
Bastrop, TX Β· a month ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Vicki
Killeen, TX Β· a month ago

I use to babysit a little boy that would say "I wub women" when he was trying to say "I love lemon"; in which he actually did really enjoy snacking on lemon slices. πŸ₯°πŸ˜†

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CaShonda Wilkerson
Texarkana, TX Β· 3 months ago

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Cheryl Robinson
Owings Mills, MD Β· 4 months ago

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NAI Mannequin
San Diego, CA Β· 3 months ago

The accent threw me...now THAT was funny

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Fidelis Blackwell
Pittsburgh, PA Β· 3 months ago

DUDE JUST WANNA CUSS 🀣🀣

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Monica Cayanong
Lowell, MI Β· 2 months ago

In a world filled with violence, hate, and politics, this video was refreshingly funny!

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Kl Dyer
Whittier, CA Β· 2 months ago

sounds like kid heard some cursing in the home.. huh?

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RWray
Newark, NJ Β· 3 months ago

I saw a child excitedly run up to his mom. He said β€œI know how to spell relief”. R O L A I D S. πŸ˜†

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Tammy Irizarry
Evans, GA Β· 3 months ago

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Alberta Schlafer
Dover Plains, NY Β· 2 months ago

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Chtissy Proffit
Dover, PA Β· 2 months ago

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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TAZPINK
Newport News, VA Β· 3 months ago

smart

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Steph
Bloomfield Township, MI Β· 2 months ago

This is why as a kindergarten teacher every meet the teacher night l tell parents l will believe half of what the children tell me about you if you believe half of what the children tell you about me. πŸ˜†

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Lindy Grime
Bryan, OH Β· 2 months ago

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Lupe K
O'Fallon, MO Β· 4 months ago

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John Buckley
Fallbrook, CA Β· 2 months ago

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Tiffany Kozlowski
Bay City, MI Β· 2 months ago

My son would say fu[k when trying to say β€œfrogβ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ and he would say I need to take my Vicodins when he was trying to say β€œvitamins” lol kids are so funny! My name used to get called β€œtitty” by a 2 year old I babysat bcuz my name is Tiffany, but kids call me Tiffy😁

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PAULA MCDANIEL
Kissimmee, FL Β· 4 months ago

it's Not Right but It Made Me Laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Please forgive Me ....

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Kathy Perkins
Detroit, MI Β· 5 months ago
HOT

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can hear how he would misunderstand what the teacher said.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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Olga Ryer
Baton Rouge, LA Β· 9 hours ago

An old joke

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Scribe Bing
Antelope, CA Β· 14 hours ago

my daughter was about 8 when she came running inside the house, I was mopping the kitchen floor and I yelled honey cant you see the floor is wet? she said no mommy I got CADILLACS (CATARACTS) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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a.a. r.
Saint Croix Falls, WI Β· a day ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜†

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Laurie Biser Wolfe
Woodsboro, MD Β· 2 days ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Precious Ridenour
Montegut, LA Β· 7 days ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Bettie Royster (Pumpkin)
Raleigh, NC Β· 8 days ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈβ€οΈ

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Louise Linder-Hall
Leander, TX Β· 8 days ago

SMH LOL Too Funny!!!!

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Wilma Ann Gray
Timberlake, NC Β· 9 days ago

Lol! β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ„β„οΈβœοΈβœ‘οΈ

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Venietia Glass
Hockley, TX Β· 9 days ago

That’s a good one!!!!

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Kas Deddens
Louisville, KY Β· 10 days ago

My kind of hearing!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Troy Harris
Richmond, VA Β· 10 days ago

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Phillis Abel
Frederick, OK Β· 10 days ago

kids

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Phillis Abel
Frederick, OK Β· 10 days ago

say the darndest things my oldest daughter when I was teaching her ABCs every time I got to the letter u she would say me I can never stop laughing when she did that because she wouldn't do the rest of the letters that way she will only do that one letter

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S S
Spring, TX Β· 10 days ago

OMG that is too funny!!!

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Cynthia Keeter
Webb City, MO Β· 11 days ago

This is hilarious!!!

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Sandra Frederick
Queens, NY Β· 11 days ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ too funny.

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Tizzy
Palm Bay, FL Β· 11 days ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° love this

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Janice Smellie
Latta, SC Β· 13 days ago

🀣🀣🀣