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Absolutely justified! I don’t get why the thief is still on the porch, sticking his hand down his ass and smelling it, and knocking on the door. Does he want help from the homeowner? Right.

My wife told me not to do this to my package stealing people by my house I feel it’s legal what to steal get what you deserve

This guy had the sh*t scared out of him."I wasn't trying to steal your package," he says after taking the package.Maybe looking for toilet paper?

I hope that teaches him to not touch anything that don't belong to him.

This wouldn't be a problem if they would start cutting off people's hands for stealing, first offense right hand second offense left hand, then start on feet if they still don't get the message then arms and legs, I bet the thieves would stop their thievery.

If he had committed the theft in another country, he would be missing the guilty limb; not just his dignity.

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For the next 2 years...he will be sleeping like this...🤣🤣🤣

a few years ago me and two Friends caught a porch Pirate! while we held him down my friend broke every one of his fingers! THATS how you handle these Pirates!

More than justified

Ima about to 💩💩💩 my self.😆😆😆😆

Justice and comedy at the same time 😃 😊 😀s

🤣🤣🤣 fucking gold!!!! Totally justified! Fuck them thieves!

Good enough for his thieven behind. I laughed so hard that I started to cry.

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stupid fool, that's what you get.

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Hell yeah it was justified


Its sad someone has to go to that extreme to keep Thieves from Stealing their property! Dude could be a Sports Commentator the way he was talking without taking a breath 😆

Bye him some new diaper s..... Vietnam Marine Corp Justice Semper Fi👍👍👍💋💋💋

Good for the home owner 🎉🎉🎉

“Thou shall not steal”

Porch Pirate said I shit 💩on myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Porch pirate. Porch justice. LOVE IT!



Hand Down.One of the greatest videos.

Thou shalt not steal. Even God chuckled today.



I needed to laugh today…I’m sorry Jesus😂😇😂😇😂

This scumbag even shit on himself had something coming out of the rear

Well I guess he doesn't have to worry about stealing any prune juice or Miralax for constipation!!

heard that in China, if you are caught stealing, you are shot on the spot... no trial. Not much theft there either...

Good for the homeowner 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Good for his Azz💯…. He won’t Steal anyone packages 📦…. Marine Corps 💯🫶🏼

thank you for your service sirr lmafooo

Good for this home owner! More ppl should leave boobie traps, maybe That will deter these thieves!

Seems to me we need a lot more justice like this.

You stealing and shitting.Oh well lesson learned

Why'd he stay there? I wouldn't open the door to a guy with his pants down anyway..🤷

Most definitely, teach a thief a lesson🤣

yep


Awesome 👏 Job Mr. Marine 🫡 🫡

Yes

Semper Fi

Justice

🤣🤣🤣 instant karma

family rite

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He wasn’t trying to be zapped. I like this one. You’ve given a good idea I call it a trend

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He was checking in his pants to make sure the most important thing he owns is still there

😂😂😂😂yes
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