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Mad Jack
a year ago
HOT

Absolutely justified! I don’t get why the thief is still on the porch, sticking his hand down his ass and smelling it, and knocking on the door. Does he want help from the homeowner? Right.

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Nathan Krajewski
Glen Saint Mary, FL · a year ago
HOT

My wife told me not to do this to my package stealing people by my house I feel it’s legal what to steal get what you deserve

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Youaredismissed
Ryegate, VT · a year ago
HOT

This guy had the sh*t scared out of him."I wasn't trying to steal your package," he says after taking the package.Maybe looking for toilet paper?

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Betty Burton
Covington, LA · 2 days ago

I hope that teaches him to not touch anything that don't belong to him.

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rick361
Fort Lauderdale, FL · a year ago

This wouldn't be a problem if they would start cutting off people's hands for stealing, first offense right hand second offense left hand, then start on feet if they still don't get the message then arms and legs, I bet the thieves would stop their thievery.

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Fuck You
Wake Forest, NC · a year ago
HOT

If he had committed the theft in another country, he would be missing the guilty limb; not just his dignity.

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Sir RL
Fayetteville, GA · 2 days ago

😆

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James White
Dearborn Heights, MI · 3 days ago

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TRILL BOSS
Memphis, TN · 14 hours ago

l

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J Jay
3 days ago

For the next 2 years...he will be sleeping like this...🤣🤣🤣

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StephenLaverge
Lansing, MI · 3 days ago

a few years ago me and two Friends caught a porch Pirate! while we held him down my friend broke every one of his fingers! THATS how you handle these Pirates!

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Pat Murray
Bakersfield, CA · a year ago

More than justified

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John Smith
Havelock, NC · a day ago

Ima about to 💩💩💩 my self.😆😆😆😆

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Tiwan Rich
Hobe Sound, FL · a year ago

Justice and comedy at the same time 😃 😊 😀s

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hideer
Houston, TX · a year ago

🤣🤣🤣 fucking gold!!!! Totally justified! Fuck them thieves!

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Betty Casteel
Hampton, VA · 3 days ago

Good enough for his thieven behind. I laughed so hard that I started to cry.

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Happy Fred
Pensacola, FL · 2 days ago

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Mary Zaroka
Akron, OH · a year ago

stupid fool, that's what you get.

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spin em
3 days ago

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Brandon Wheaton
West Sacramento, CA · a day ago

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Demetric Wolde
a year ago

Hell yeah it was justified

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Facts Life
Lexington, NC · 3 days ago

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J Jay
3 days ago

Its sad someone has to go to that extreme to keep Thieves from Stealing their property! Dude could be a Sports Commentator the way he was talking without taking a breath 😆

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Daryl Plueger
Garden Grove, CA · a year ago

Bye him some new diaper s..... Vietnam Marine Corp Justice Semper Fi👍👍👍💋💋💋

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Nita Foster
St. Charles, MO · a year ago

Good for the home owner 🎉🎉🎉

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Denise Vohsen
Lawrence, KS · a year ago

“Thou shall not steal”

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Tanise
Akron, OH · 4 days ago

Porch Pirate said I shit 💩on myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Patricia Strassner
Verona, PA · a year ago

Porch pirate. Porch justice. LOVE IT!

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Glenda Huggins
Indianola, MS · 2 days ago

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Melvina Rushing
Dallas, TX · 4 days ago

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rex369
New York, NY · a year ago

Hand Down.One of the greatest videos.

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Patricia Strassner
Verona, PA · a year ago

Thou shalt not steal. Even God chuckled today.

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Wesos626
Antioch, CA · 4 days ago

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Lynn Victor
Flemington, WV · 4 days ago

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Peach
4 days ago

I needed to laugh today…I’m sorry Jesus😂😇😂😇😂

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Erick molina Erick molina
Coachella, CA · a year ago

This scumbag even shit on himself had something coming out of the rear

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Charlie O
a year ago

Well I guess he doesn't have to worry about stealing any prune juice or Miralax for constipation!!

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Bernice Gould
Derby, CT · a year ago

heard that in China, if you are caught stealing, you are shot on the spot... no trial. Not much theft there either...

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Deborah Simmons
Houston, TX · a year ago

Good for the homeowner 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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Mina Avery
Lawrenceville, GA · a year ago

Good for his Azz💯…. He won’t Steal anyone packages 📦…. Marine Corps 💯🫶🏼

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Chanel Dior
The Bronx, NY · a year ago

thank you for your service sirr lmafooo

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Lordi
Belleair Beach, FL · a year ago

Good for this home owner! More ppl should leave boobie traps, maybe That will deter these thieves!

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Victoria S
North Las Vegas, NV · a year ago

Seems to me we need a lot more justice like this.

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Teefahgirl Campbell
8 days ago

You stealing and shitting.Oh well lesson learned

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Susan Miller
a year ago

Why'd he stay there? I wouldn't open the door to a guy with his pants down anyway..🤷

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Bob Murphy
Lodi, CA · a year ago

Most definitely, teach a thief a lesson🤣

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John lee
Phoenix, AZ · 4 days ago

yep

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Grown&Sexy
Baltimore, MD · 4 days ago

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Joseph Booth
Houston, TX · a year ago

Awesome 👏 Job Mr. Marine 🫡 🫡

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MsTallNThick
Chicago, IL · 9 minutes ago

Yes

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Brian Thomas
San Antonio, TX · 10 minutes ago

Semper Fi

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Brian Thomas
San Antonio, TX · 11 minutes ago

Justice

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ekim k
Orangeburg, SC · 12 minutes ago

🤣🤣🤣 instant karma

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Patrick
Mesa, AZ · 18 minutes ago

family rite

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Kim Holaves
Romeo, MI · 22 minutes ago

👍🏼

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Yvette Harrison
Essex, MD · 23 minutes ago

He wasn’t trying to be zapped. I like this one. You’ve given a good idea I call it a trend

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Yvette Harrison
Essex, MD · 24 minutes ago

❤️😂😂🥲💯

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Phil Singerman
Oak Park, MI · 27 minutes ago

He was checking in his pants to make sure the most important thing he owns is still there

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Stacey Colclough
Baltimore, MD · 35 minutes ago

😂😂😂😂yes