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Letitia Henderson
Henderson, NC · 2 years ago
HOT

Send her to a Nursing home, you can't tell anyone what to do at their home. If you hear everything, hear your footsteps walking back home. SMH

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S Cintron
Hartford, CT · 2 years ago
HOT

Ok i do it..once you pay my mortgage and all my bills every month..which I will personally deliver to u. it's that simple😊

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Rita Adams
Dallas, TX · 2 years ago
HOT

Out of respect for my elders, I would have cursed her out. In the most polite way possible 😜

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Hildy Weinssen
Effort, PA · 2 years ago

He needs to walk over to her house, knock lightly bc she 'can hear everything'..You say "Rule one: No Trespassing on my property or contact of any sort...Rule two: No further Stalking or Peeping Tom activity...Rule three: Show the Authorities respect when they come for you".

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Sandra Jansen
Waterford, MI · 2 years ago

You wouldn't want to knock on my door and say that crap. I can't imagine someone even doing it. His life is going to be hell with her for a neighbor.

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Anthony Daw
Dandridge, TN · 2 years ago

I would have been on the phone inviting 15 people over cranking up the stereo and firing up the grill and having a orgy in the front room break all her damn senile rules at once at get that over with immediately

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Monica McCormick
Brunswick, OH · 2 years ago

okay first of all if it was my home I would have the biggest party the loudest party and the biggest barbecue going on the following day

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d bro
2 years ago

I would’ve have immediately called over all my friends, had a cook out in the backyard that ends at whatever time legally allowable, then knocked the headboard loose with my wife several times that night. And never once would I have answered the door for her. 😂

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TheLadyMagic
Raleigh, NC · 2 years ago

Ma'am if you want to make it to 36th year, then I suggest you get your ass off my porch, go back over to your house and learn to mind your business. Have a day

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Peyton Echo
San Rafael, CA · a year ago

my assis dead the heck is this shit,andwhat happens if u break the rules lol

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Juliann Southerland
Dallas, TX · 2 years ago

this woman is an old immigrated German who has lived her whole life in all things nazi. she believes the new neighbor will obey her gestapo tactics and rules. no, they've not all died off yet but just because she's old doesn't mean he can't file reports with police and take her for everything she has in court. granted, a lot of what she has was probably stolen from the jews.

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let's do politics
2 years ago

WOW!!! My new neighbors asked if we.minded they put up a privacy fence when they were moving in. I'm like... hell no! That's up to you on your property, and I would love the privacy...for free. ;)

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DarM
2 years ago

I would get me some Black Sabbath playing, turn the speakers toward her house and crank Ozzy as loud as as the dial goes!! Take that you old buzzard!!!Da da dada dum 🤪 😜 🤣 😎

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Ron Wright
2 years ago

Call Police. Tell them a "STALKER" is Following You? Get a Fence & have Pit Bulls in youry yard with Sign "BEWARE of Dogs" Sign says "NO LOTTERNG" (especially Nosey Neighbors) Violators will be Prosecuted, or sent to Mental Nursing Home.

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couldbemaybenot
San Antonio, TX · 2 years ago

Rule 4: you have been recorded and my lawyer will serve you with a 'cease and desist' and if you do not comply, a lawsuit for harassment.

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12groney
Piscataway, NJ · 2 years ago

She's just misunderstood and under loved. I bet after a few drinks she'd loosen right up. I'd have her swinging from my stripper pole shooting videos in a couple of hours. 🥃🥂🍻🍸🍹😊

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its just me
San Jose, CA · 2 years ago

Thanks for sharing.. here are my rules, rule number one get off my property, rule number two stop being a peeping Tom or I will report you, rule number three I will do what I want in my house. Now I’m going to need you to do number one rule.. immediately! I will call the police for trespassing! Thanks for stopping by 👋

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Bonnie Fannin
Waterbury, VT · 2 years ago

Who does she think she is telling u the rules that suit her fine but u will live in misery. Hell no to that BS. U pay rent it’s ur property she has no right to tell u to do anything that she says. She has some nerve

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Stephen Young
2 years ago

lol she doesn't own shit she doesn't tell people shit she's not law enforcement..show the cops this for harassment and stalking and put up no trespassing signs for when she comes again you have her dumb ass arrested period

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Margaret Thomas
Waxahachie, TX · 2 years ago

close your Blinds you can't tell people how to act in there own neighborhood you sure are a noisy old Bat mind your business those are your rules and if it was me the first and only rule for this crazy woman would be she can't even leave her house 🏠

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Oxamus Maximus
Brooker, FL · 2 years ago

this is why before I rent or buy I always go to the neighbors and I ask the neighbors is this a good neighborhood are there any assholes in the neighborhood and I won't just go to one I'll go to several and I will find out what the scoop is before I make my purchase

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Carolyn Spence
The Bronx, NY · 2 years ago

What country does this lady come from, that your telling him what and what not to do in his house. I don't know if that has something to do with getting older, all I know I would have simply closed the door and see who I could contact about this troubled elderly woman. She'll make a unnecessary problem for him because of what she thinks and believes. I'm sorry watching this makes me just hate people (period)

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Toni Frey
Belpre, OH · 2 years ago

I'm coming to your house at 8 pm so we can have a cookout and then play some music in your garage and maybe play some Billiards. Plus I will bring a few of my friends over with me . Let's see if we can really get on her nerves. Ha ha ha !!

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kite
Lawton, OK · 2 years ago

He should have told her that he agrees with no sex with a woman . So he should tell her it will only be with a man . 😂

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F CPL
2 years ago

Senior Karen that needs to be staying at an assistive living facility. She can try her rules there, most of which will be agreed to.

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Lynn Weber
Pahrump, NV · 2 years ago

I have raised five kids three boys two girls now I’m a grandma !!!! I say that so that you know that I’m not a child anyway you don’t have to listen to that lady at all. She has no right to tell you how to live in your home. I don’t care who she is so beware especially if buying a home make sure you have decent neighbors or mind your own business just live your life as you please PS that lady would’ve never made it in any of my neighborhoods !!!!!! Up🤪😜🤣😂🤣🤗

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Mel
2 years ago

I would’ve started laughing my ass off at “Rule 1” and her saying she’s lived there 35 years so she can’t have no changes in her neighborhood 😂

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Doodlebug
Joliet, IL · 2 years ago

OMG ! I would tell her offhand kick her off my property She is a wacko. Can't believe this woman . Who does she think she is ?????

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Kathryn D.
Clovis, NM · 2 years ago

Wow! Tell her she's trespassing and you'll call the cops. Psycho! Get the biggest, brightest flood lights you can find and shine them on her house all night long.

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Ron Wright
2 years ago

Lady! if you come to my house? Cops will be called that a Deranged Old Phycho is beating on my door, to tie me up & Viciously Rape Me! Please Hurry! 😂😂😂

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BreezyxBri
Charlotte, NC · 2 years ago

I would have told her to go away and get off my property and keep it stepping because she doesn't pay no bills up in this house and I'm about to go find a lady collar to have some fun with tonight after I throw a party with 10 people at my house

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Anne Tiemann
Beeville, TX · 2 years ago

She obviously has better hearing than I do unless you have sex that requires your partner to scream in ecstasy! You can’t even walk after 8:00 PM? What if you need to walk the dog? She needs to close her windows and blinds instead of hanging out the window to see what you are doing.Blessings…

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Annabelle Holscher
Zephyrhills, FL · 2 years ago

Well, she certainly knows how to start a friendship. She is evidently mentally challenged to think she is the neighborhood queen ruler. OMG, My neighbor isn't that bad but close.I'm sorry but this is funny as hell, I'd make her soooo mad every day🤪

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Reida Williams
Lake Providence, LA · 2 years ago

Everything she said I couldn’t do, I would definitely do and then some! I would make her life more miserable than it already is!!

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Heather M
2 years ago

I guess that explains why the place was empty for him to move in. Time for a privacy fence & a restraining order.

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H C
East Orange, NJ · 2 years ago

Oh I envy you I want her to come to MY DOOR please Karen please please please knock on my door 🫵🤜🏻👊🏿

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Rafael Caire
Tucson, AZ · 2 years ago

listen here madame Zeroni! u pay all my bills I willl follow all ur rules..untill then it's party time bitch!

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Carole Mazza
Forty Fort, PA · a year ago

Lady maybe you should close your curtains and close your windows. Why are you looking at his house? That’s called a peeping Tom!

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charles baier
Guyton, GA · 2 years ago

I would have invited 4 women over after 9 had them all Park outside on the street and had an orgy in the back garden while barbequeing an untire pig!!

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carmen conde
Oak Park, IL · 2 years ago

rule 1: I would take her an eye mask so she couldn't see anything. rule 2: I will get her ear plugs or muffs so she can hear anything. rule 3: I would paper her windows with a sunny view to my back yard so she can see me BBQ'g. rule 4: I would gift her broken clocks marking 7 o'clock so she doesn't know I arrived after 8 o'clock. rule 5: If all fails, I will have her baker acted. do a quick sale on her property before her 72 hours are up🤣🤣🤣🤣 because she is truly whacked.

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James Koloski
White Haven, PA · 2 years ago

Id tell her to SHUT UP and ill do whatever i do in my house. I had a graduation party for myDaughter The HOA came to my house saying too many cars on my property and lights were too bright. I say hell with them now im having my house up for sale. I have too many dogs. 4 Goldies. . I wont part with my dogs.

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Joseph Fischkelta
Springfield, OH · 2 years ago

Next week barbecue with loud music and skinny dipping followed with motorcycles showing up

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isabel garcia
Boron, CA · a year ago

She must be related to Joe Biden because she even mentioned only white people could be over those people house.🤣🤣 remember when Joe Biden said his kids are not gonna go to a jungle school which means because there were brown and black kids.🤣🤣

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coffeegrounds
2 years ago

she's old.she seems like she has the onset of dementia. you may want to contact the HMO( if you have one), or another neighbor who can advise you concerning her.or you may have to ( eventually,cuz she's not going to stop) contact police make a report

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Mary Ragsdale
St. Charles, MO · 2 years ago

Sorry old woman, not following any of these rules. You don't own the neighbors house or the neighborhood. Go pound salt. Where is that accent from?

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Jacqueline Lewis
Bernards, NJ · 2 years ago

only if she's going to pay all of my bills. Otherwise, she needs to stay away before I fuck her ass up. and that's not called discrimination.

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Educated
2 years ago

This lady has a nerve to tell people what they can and can’t do in their own home and on their own property. I would have told her pay my mortgage and my taxes and then you can tell me what I can do on my property!

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Donna Walker
a year ago

First thing I would do is invite all my friends over for a cookout and have some good music playing and leave the curtains open when I'm getting laid in the middle of the night, loudly. 🤣🤣🤣

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SAYIT
Detroit, MI · 2 years ago

The original neighbor from hell! The makings of a good horror movie. Bet she has the black cat, crow and evil incantations in her Satanic bible.

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Calley Bell
Bee Spring, KY · 2 years ago

Now listen up. That her neighbor hood bought and pay for. No parties No sex. LMAO. Really you should tell her when she pays your bills then she can say what goes on in your house..Until that happen don't be on your property.Loojs to me your going to have problems there and that sucks.

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KySean Jenkins
Jersey City, NJ · a year ago

You really think im gonna follow any of those rules? Hell I would've told her off like: hell nah, get away from my door karen 😤😤🤣

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Patrick Joyce
Oak Park, IL · a year ago

I would be on the phone telling all my friends come on over it's party time

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ellie devine
Phenix City, AL · a year ago

I’d have turned the hose on her lol

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Stacy Welch
Wapato, WA · a year ago

she hears their footsteps!? damn she really is bored

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Rhiannon Ritchie
Albany, NY · a year ago

I would’ve been like, so do you wanna like pay my mortgage or sign some adoption papers😭🤣

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Elaine Copeland
Canton, OH · a year ago

Crazy 🤣😜

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Smiley Jackson
Wilmington, DE · a year ago

Lol

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Jay_Skii
Port Saint Lucie, FL · a year ago

I’d throw a block party every week

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Shari Lowery
Georgiana, AL · a year ago

oh yeah....I would be like challenge accepted get v ready old hag

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Tilo Copp
Twin Falls, ID · a year ago

😂😂😂

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FlossNass Arsher
a year ago

Why Tf y’all ain’t warn me about tha coocoo 🤣

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Hardie Manns
Thompsons Station, TN · a year ago

you might not be here for 36 with this attitude 🙄

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Sarah Smith
Middleburg, FL · a year ago

Why does she sound like King Julius from Madagascar?

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Bobbi Williams
Kent, WA · a year ago

Sadly, she needs help

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Tanika S Johnson
New York, NY · a year ago

She is crazy.

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Matatan
Buffalo, NY · a year ago

Tell her to fuck off

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Michael
Fayetteville, TN · a year ago

she's totally crazy

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Rita Velic
New York, NY · a year ago

One flew over the cuckoos nest !! Her

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Loyal
New York, NY · a year ago

I don’t give a shit how long you’ve been living in that neighborhood if I bought a house there that’s my house and I do whatever I want as long as it’s legal