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HumbledStrength
Bandera, TX · 2 years ago

Yes ma’am! My only hesitation with shooting an intruder is that my dog would be so busy trying to eat him that I would accidentally hit my dog. I figure I will just have to get up real close and personal if necessary. That’s what the ‘private property’, ‘no trespassing’, and ‘beware of dog’ signs are for. If you make it past the locked gate, cross the acres, ignore the barking dogs, and are still stupid enough to enter - I’ve got babies to protect. Game over.

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Cyril Culton
Lakewood, CA · 2 years ago

Well I'd call 911 'cause they'll get here eventually, Right? In the meantime Pew-Pew aughta handle it. ☠

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Carla R.
2 years ago

As a forensic analyst, I'd say find somewhere else to "taste the rainbow", friend.

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DARLA NEWCOMB
North Las Vegas, NV · 2 years ago

I just found out I can set off glass breakage with a scream my kitties were fighting I was trying to make them stop by saying no no they didn't stop so I went a pitch higher and said noooooo and realized with that tone the alarm went off saying glass breakage

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NeverUseTmobile
Jasper, AL · 2 years ago

intruders agreed to forfeit thier lives upon being noticed by the homeowner

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Phil Strong
Merrillville, IN · 2 years ago

😏 Sounds like this lady got “F🤬 around and find out” security system! Try THAT in a small town! 🤣

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The Last Negro Man in SW Missouri
Watts, CA · 2 years ago

If you get past the pit, you won’t get past the 9…

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Paul Robinson
Shreveport, LA · 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm from the south too she's telling the truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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D Mi
San Dimas, CA · 2 years ago

yep, he'd be meeting Jesus sooner rather than later

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Thuri Konnarik
Glenrock, WY · 2 years ago

plus here bullets coast money, here we don't fire warning shots

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Arthur Anderson
Columbus, OH · 2 years ago

Now hold up just a minute Skittles 🤣🤣🤣

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ROLANDO MOTA
2 years ago

if you break into my house while my children are in there you would take a trip to visit san Pedro 💯 percent sure.

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Fred Muller
Albany, OR · 2 years ago

say hi to my dogs on your way in because ain't going to get a chance to say bye

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Shelia Crowe
Pensacola, FL · 2 years ago

Southern people don't play period and that's a Amen

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Hakuna Matata
2 years ago

Never gets old!!! pitbulls and Pews pews😅🤣😂

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Ben Cowart
Duluth, GA · 2 years ago

the police are always in time to fill out the paperwork

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Pat
San Diego, CA · 2 years ago

Laugh my ass off and find you a dentist!

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tiredandbored
2 years ago

preach it sister. love it pitbulls and pew pews

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Ray Ray
San Jose, CA · 2 years ago

pit bulls and pew pews...lnfao

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James Oppy
Manhattan, KS · 2 years ago

come and find out pay your insurance up first

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Rebecca Kent
Los Angeles, CA · 2 years ago

the way he says it like he's proud of the idea... yikes.

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Lani Benitero
Fayetteville, NC · 2 years ago

skittles had me weak 🤣 💀

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Guest
2 years ago

Protect yourselves from thugs and criminals.

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Dranda DeLeon
Las Vegas, NV · 2 years ago

I would say Pew Pew how do you do

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Danielle Smith
Pahrump, NV · 2 years ago

F around and find out! 😂

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Reuben Sprouse
2 years ago

what she said

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Angelica Molina
Corpus Christi, TX · 2 years ago

got that Right!

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Pascoo
Los Angeles, CA · 2 years ago

Send your soul to Jesus😄😄😄

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Alfred DeRouna
Smithville, TX · 2 years ago

tell it mom tell it lmbo🤣

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Queen
2 years ago

Skittles 😆

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Andrea Booker
Victorville, CA · 2 years ago

tasted the rainbow 😋🤣🤣

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MICHAEL THOMPSON
Corona, CA · 2 years ago

okay Nadene Flanders, I fucks wit chu

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Political Ronin
2 years ago

pit bulls and pew pews😂

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Valerie Moon
Greensboro, NC · 2 years ago

absolutely pit bulls&pew pews 😂 she's 💯right

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Mike Manchester
Richland, WA · 2 years ago

hell yeah 👍

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CaribbeanQueen
Brooklyn, NY · 2 years ago

omg she funny as hell...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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SD
2 years ago

Haha love it

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David Vassaur
Yuba City, CA · 2 years ago

hell yeah

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Josh rosado
Cleveland, OH · 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MelW
Oak Hills, CA · 2 years ago

I agree👍

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lakita johnson
Chicago, IL · 2 years ago

Not skittles 🤣🤣🤣

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cinn hll (cynnie)
Wilmington, NC · 2 years ago

😂😂😂

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A.J.
Logan, WV · 2 years ago

I LOVE THIS! "Nahhhh honey"... 🤣

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Gabriel Brubaker
Holtwood, PA · 2 years ago

I want this as my mother in law

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Patty Butler
Cocoa, FL · 2 years ago

🎯👍Hell yeah

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Celita Davine Smith
Pittsfield, IL · 2 years ago

Amen...

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Wi Li
Granite Falls, WA · 2 years ago

awesome 😎

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Jacob Carver
Winslow, AZ · 2 years ago

best fucking video ever!

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C-130 BrimStone.
2 years ago

well in my house. 2 options. 2 pit bulls or flying metal. depends on what gets you first. me or the dogs

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Jack Johnson
Asheville, NC · 2 years ago

Yet the south has the highest crime rates. Weird .

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Chris B
Rome, NY · 2 years ago

Does she need a husband ?

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Cornell Taylor
Jonesboro, AR · 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Alexander Williams
Winston-Salem, NC · 2 years ago

me too I'm from the south but I had a great Pyrenees

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Queen
Birmingham, AL · 2 years ago

Huh fool👌🏽

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Linda
Redding, CA · 2 years ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE THIS 🙌🏻

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Beanspiltter
Boiling Spring Lakes, NC · 2 years ago

Nailed it

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Kris
2 years ago

AMEN🤘🏽❤️

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Kenneth Dycus
Grand Bay, AL · 2 years ago

I'M HERE IN MOBILE ALABAMA SHE IS PREACHING THE GOSPEL. AND IT'S 100 PERCENT TRUE.