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Roger Jones
Toledo, OH · 5 months ago

actually it was a ice cream parlor when red fox was telling it

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John
Indianapolis, IN · 6 months ago

Don't forget rich. He's a rich boring old guy.

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Rebecca Maxwell
5 months ago

terrible joke

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Mike Coleman
Lynchburg, VA · 5 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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Bernard Hughes
Iowa City, IA · 5 months ago

kind of sounds like President Reagan

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Roger Sawyer
Fremont, NE · 5 months ago

love that joke.i told it to the produce guy at local grocery store.he cracked up.he said Thanks,i needed that today.

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lilly kornacki
Massillon, OH · 5 months ago

one of my favorite actors 🥰🥰🥰

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Nrocirpac_777 🤔
San Jose, CA · 5 months ago

Was he referring to his wife?🌺

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Sher C
Aliso Viejo, CA · 5 months ago

love it

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Charles
Canton, OH · 5 months ago

why tell the story the ending was cut

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Stephen Brown
Orange City, FL · 5 months ago

worst joke of all time

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jon be
Detroit, MI · 5 months ago

😂😂😂😂

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Liz Blomstrom
Escanaba, MI · 5 months ago

lol I love this guy

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Maricia Wilson
Branchville, NJ · 5 months ago

I think it's. great joke 🤣😂🤣💯almost like the lady may have a touch of dementia ? but I love it 🥰😆😲🤔😲👍👍🙏🌸💕🌸💕

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Micki Masters
Columbus, GA · 5 months ago

I love Harrison Ford!! 😂😂💕

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UGOGIRL
San Saba, TX · 5 months ago

lol

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Morgana Burrows Reilly
Temecula, CA · 5 months ago

Way too funny!

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Believer
Hedgesville, WV · 6 months ago

Can’t stand him.

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Sherie Ferrer
Naperville, IL · 5 months ago

I love it!

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Cindy Barker
Glenwood Springs, CO · 5 months ago

😆🥰

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Jesse Ybanez
Odem, TX · 5 months ago

😎😅😂

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pedro gastelum
Fresno, CA · 5 months ago

😂

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loveless winn
Conway, AR · 5 months ago

lmbo!!!

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Di Saeli Vassallo
Stony Brook, NY · 5 months ago

hahahahahahaha!

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Finally.The.Truth
5 months ago

Don’t let this guy fly an airplane, he always crashes!!!

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Brenda Cannaday
Toney, AL · 5 months ago

😆

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Julie Buttice
Attica, IN · 5 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂We love him

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Richard Hosein
McDonough, GA · 5 months ago

Fishd1ks was the greatest joke ever.

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Chuck Ragland
6 months ago

the way I always heard it was , this guy goes to the ice cream parlor, and he tells the guy behind the counter, I want a gallon of chocolate, a gallon of vanilla, and a gallon of strawberry. and she says I'm sorry, we're out of chocolate. so the guy goes, give me a quart of vanilla, a quart of chocolate, and a quart of strawberry. the lady behind the counter says, we don't have any chocolate. so then the guy says, give me a scoop of vanilla a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of strawberry. the lady behind the counter is totally flustered now. so she asks the guy, can you see the van in vanilla, he says yes, can you see the straw in strawberry? he says yes. can you see the F in chocolate? the guy says there is NO F in chocolate. and the lady behind the counter says, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!!

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Steve
Uncasville, CT · 5 months ago

It was a lot for that set up but it was pretty damned funny.

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Roger Jones
Toledo, OH · 5 months ago

if anybody know that's a old red fox joke. he just put his own spin on it

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Oldschool85
Arroyo Grande, CA · 5 months ago

Oh Shit Howdy🤣🤣🤣 Awesome joke!!! Thanks Mr Ford 🤣🤣🤣

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Rickk Wright
Spokane, WA · 5 months ago

heh good one

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Shellie Hammons
Apache Junction, AZ · 5 months ago

that was good it got a chuckle out of me but it was good. I don't think it's boring

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Betty Boop
6 months ago

😆 🤣 😂

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Daryl Gaudin
Walker, LA · 6 months ago

😆

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Heidi Elliott
The Bronx, NY · 6 months ago

😂😂😂😂

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Danny Clem
Holly Pond, AL · 6 months ago

CooL

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Auntie 😂
Louisville, KY · 6 months ago

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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world
Bethlehem, PA · 6 months ago

😆😆😆😆😆

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DL 1983
Ocala, FL · 6 months ago

😅

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Roberto Duglio
Falls Church, VA · 6 months ago

so

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Bonnie Skurow
Corpus Christi, TX · 6 months ago

Did Y'all hear the joke about the Pizza??

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Mark J. Soga
Long Valley, NJ · 5 months ago

Great joke!!!

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Hello
Loogootee, IN · 5 months ago

That was horrible and a waste of time

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Paul Spencer
Spokane, WA · 5 months ago

🥰 Love this joke! It's fantastic!

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Valreee
Dundee, IL · 6 months ago

my mom went to school with him. She said he was a dork lol he's in her yearbook

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Ricky Perticky
Washington, DC · 6 months ago

oldest joke

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David Wiseman II
Burnsville, NC · 6 months ago

that's why he's my hero

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