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Mr. News
3 months ago

That man had no choice. He couldn’t run. His huge balls would have slowed him down.

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Lisa T.
Denver, CO · a month ago

Well damn

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Laura Kelly
Bastrop, TX · 3 months ago

You can NEVER outrun them. That guide was doing an excellent job at keeping them at bay.

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Peter Hustle
Washington, DC · 3 months ago

tourist: (in the best English accent) I never thought rinos would stink so much. It's unbearable. guide. sir, that's not the Rino's stench. you just shat your pants 😆😆

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Fresno, CA · 3 months ago

Sad thing is that it probably took 3,000 years to figure that out from somebody from America teaching them about rhinos

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DEMSaccusationsRconfessions
Elkins, WV · 3 months ago

Nope,,imma taking off!

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Sher Montclair
Grayling, MI · 3 months ago

New underwear please!! Oh my!!!

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2012
3 months ago

A country boy can save you.

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Paul Bottorff
Wahiawa, HI · 3 months ago

i'm not gonna lie down

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Cruz
San Antonio, TX · 3 months ago

hell to the no

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Shirley Lewis
Wauwatosa, WI · 3 months ago

😲😲😲

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Tanya
Lake Forest, CA · 3 months ago

the hippo whisperer

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Nancy Montrie
Kingman, AZ · 3 months ago

Good job !

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Lucy Rivera
Elizabethton, TN · 3 months ago

Wow.

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Sherry Whittaker
Knoxville, TN · 3 months ago

He would be the only one there!!!!!!!

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Peter Connolly
3 months ago

This man is like doctor Dolittle he can talk to the animals

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Dave
Murfreesboro, TN · 3 months ago

Exit, stage left. Unless you can fly.

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Lorenzo Jennings
Boardman, OR · 3 months ago

Nope !!! I’ve been on two safaris on the Serengeti , I stayed seated,, and when the drivers let us out to picnic in a safe open area, I had my goat meat and rice inside the truck, they were about twenty feet away from the truck, to far for me.. I walk with a limp.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Danny Kolman
Broadway, VA · 3 months ago

they will catch you. faster than they look

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Alma Driesel
Nampa, ID · 3 months ago

Run give the rhino a chance last time Buffalo won !

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PCPGUY
Assawoman, VA · 2 months ago

this guy escaped the tribe with tribal knowledge

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Michael Ellis
Aurora, CO · 3 months ago

Wonder how well that would work with a Hippo??

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Harold Washington
Wichita, KS · 3 months ago

Where did the second one come from 🤔😲🤔😲🤔

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Charles Evans
Glenwood, IL · 3 months ago

wrong clothes for a safari

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Ce-Ce
Richmond, VA · 3 months ago

He got Lucky that time🤔

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norman holbrook
Savannah, GA · 3 months ago

Nope😆

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yemile
Raleigh, NC · 2 months ago

I see who's learning. gonna say they knew it already

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Judith Bliss
3 months ago

I'd try the Crocodile Dundee mesmerizing trick....then run like hell

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J Dubs
3 months ago

they all gonna need shout for those drawers

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Robert Burden
Mount Olivet, KY · 3 months ago

Why be that close?

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Brant Hanak
Brooklyn, NY · 3 months ago

Looks Safe 😱

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Carla Farley
Conesus, NY · 3 months ago

Awesome

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Bigdaddyhas1 Howard
Brooklyn, NY · 2 months ago

I don't know about you, but I would've been high tailing my assss out of there.

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Sak Ap Fèt
Washington, DC · 3 months ago

We all know that if it was any of us out there we'd be gone like the wind.

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Zoe Molloy
Brownsburg, IN · 3 months ago

Damn! scary af

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Picachu Shiny
Fremont, CA · 3 months ago

Good to know. I’m definitely wearing adult diapers when or if I ever decide to go there

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La2DaLa
Mooresville, NC · 3 months ago

I don’t need this type of excursion 😲

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SonnyBX1320
Ridgefield Park, NJ · 3 months ago

He’s got a pair of big ones !

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He Hate Me
Brooklyn, NY · 3 months ago

This is why they invented tv.

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Sharmaine Hickman
Alton, IL · 3 months ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Maria Ku
Fort Lauderdale, FL · 3 months ago

whoa that’s heart pounding 💗

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mmarc
3 months ago

Would have crapped…

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Trisha Cruz
Youngstown, OH · 3 months ago

Amazing

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Rick H
Indianapolis, IN · 3 months ago

That rhino knew he was about to have his ass handed to him

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Keven Cotton
Washington, DC · 3 months ago

There were 2!

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Janice McFarland
Albia, IA · 3 months ago

If you run your prey. If you stand your ground your a predator. it makes sense.

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Brooke
Bellevue, NE · 3 months ago

better than a lion

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Quityourbitchin
Mattoon, IL · 3 months ago

You run your game!

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Russell Rutledge
Rossville, TN · 3 months ago

Doesn’t want you to run because at his size he’s going to be the slowest😂

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3rd eye
New York, NY · 3 months ago

The way I would’ve grabbed one of you

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