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oneshon1
Erie, PA · 5 months ago

Hilarious!!!

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William Lopez
Miami, FL · 7 months ago

that is actually pretty clever and funny

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George S.
Green Cove Springs, FL · 5 months ago

😂😂😂

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Will
6 months ago

He forgot to give them a Pearl Necklace 🤦🏾💯! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

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Russell Bowles
Bloomington, IN · 6 months ago

One girl said we don't know lol she didn't say no

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Matthew Warren
Louisville, KY · 6 months ago

lol gangster!

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G$Q97
6 months ago

All 3 jumped on that right away you know the dishwasher been broken for years

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michael DESEGUIRANT
Gainesboro, TN · 7 months ago

this guy got LAIDED, 💯

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Rodneyc Kasprzak
Waterloo, IA · 6 months ago

legendary rizz here folks

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Boobie Love
Tulsa, OK · 6 months ago

whoever tittled this is lame asf ... these "lines were nowhere near next level 🤣🤣🤣 bt funny thoe I'll give him that

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Stevieray
Hartford, CT · 7 months ago

That looked like it might’ve worked for him. Nice thinking, I’m on my way to Walmart.

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Stan Lee
Indianapolis, IN · 6 months ago

epic level corny but it got laughs and that's all that matters 😂

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Dallas Brasher
Tuscaloosa, AL · 8 months ago

😂😂😂 that's so funny😂😂😂

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Jose diaz
Chicago, IL · 6 months ago

literally 😂

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Adolph Moore
Washington, DC · 7 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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MIchael TreglerA
New York City, NY · 8 months ago

Great next time I go to a bar I'll bring a night stand with me, let's see how that works out!! lol

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Black Van
Rhodes, IA · 7 months ago

Hell ya 😎

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james walsh
Las Vegas, NV · 8 months ago

first line funny, second two, worst than a lame dad joke. cringe bald old man

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Tiny -T73
Houston, TX · 8 months ago

he probably had a one-night stand three nights in a row😂😂😂

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TezzDonte
Mesa, AZ · 8 months ago

nice move

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David
Saint Paul, MN · 7 months ago

that was a different kind of a joke but pranks prank's have a good one

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Emmanuel Hamm
Clinton, OH · 7 months ago

I've gotta try those😳😳😳 The sad thing is they actually worked

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Michael Miller
Columbus, OH · 7 months ago

so good 👍

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Sinn Bad
8 months ago

good one

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Jonathan Agu
Las Vegas, NV · 8 months ago

lol

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Manuel Chapa
Weslaco, TX · 8 months ago

😅😅

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Joshua David
Denver, CO · 8 months ago

One time I saw a Halloween costume that was literally this exact same thing but the night stand had a condom and a beer glued to it.

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J C
Redmond, WA · 8 months ago

Girls go for that now.

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Tyrone Patrick Wheeler Jr.
Anniston, AL · 8 months ago

it's not cock it's caulk

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Oliver
Supply, NC · 8 months ago

yes.

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supultra
8 months ago

and that probably works for him too

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Dean Hassan
West Memphis, AR · 7 months ago

lol

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Bored Welder
8 months ago

genius

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Robin Burgess
Berlin, NH · 7 months ago

😂😂😂too funny

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Fred Rosenkranz
Fenton, MO · 8 months ago

Now this is funny, After that he probably had his one night stand

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Keith Jenkins
Tyler, TX · 8 months ago

I screamed the same time he did when he mentioned the caulk

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Elena Purnell
New York City, NY · 8 months ago

good one 😂😂

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JoJo
Princeton, WV · 8 months ago

😂

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Virgil Hall
Durant, OK · 7 months ago

😂

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Nickolaus Nilhas
St. Louis, MO · 8 months ago

lmao

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Timeless
8 months ago

I've been seeing more Andrew tates lately. bald headed bearded guys. lol

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zeke
Elkhart Lake, WI · 9 months ago

😭

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John
Ooltewah, TN · 8 months ago

their the one with thier minds in the gutter.shame shame

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Robert
Boston, MA · 8 months ago

as funny as this is, if it gets to this point. I'll call an escort service. one night stand without all the work.

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Zaytovin
Bloomington, IL · 9 months ago

look guys I'm not racist but bro bald

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David Strong
Arlington, TX · 9 months ago

hes hot

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