Billi Joyce
Billi Joyce
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about the Power of Money- Money cant buy happinessbut it can buy air conditioning, extra fries, and peace of mind… which feels suspiciously like happiness. Turns out, serotonin has a price tag.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Tortillas- A tortilla is just a humble flatbreaduntil it transforms into 47 different dishes depending on how you fold it. Its a wrap, a taco, a burrito, a quesadilla… basically the shapeshifter of
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Men- Men will walk around with a 102F fever, a pulled muscle, and a missing toothbut refuse to ask for help because its not that bad. But lose the TV remote- Full-blown crisis.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Dont Believe- When someone says Dont believe everything you hear, they usually mean- Dont believe what you heard about me specifically. Trust issues disguised as wisdom.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about That Nasty Little Guy- Theres always that one nasty little guy in every friend grouppetty, dramatic, and somehow always in everyones business with popcorn in hand. Hes not the villain, just the chaos
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Dogs- Dogs dont just love you they worship you like you invented snacks and walks. Meanwhile, youre out here spelling W-A-L-K like its a state secret just to avoid a tail-wag riot.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Salad- Salad is that one friend who shows up looking all fresh and healthy… but turns into a calorie trap the moment you drown it in dressing, cheese, and regret.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Commentary- Commentary is just people saying exactly what youre already thinking but louder, faster, and with more confidence. Like bro, I knew he messed up… but thanks for the dramatic slow-mo repl.
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Instant Realisation- That oh no moment when everything clicks yeah, thats your brain hitting the emergency plot twist button. Whether its realizing you texted the wrong person, left your mic on, or
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#TooFunnyToScroll Fun Fact about Pick-Up Lines- Pick-up lines are the social equivalent of a coin toss either charming AF or instant cringe. But heres the twist- even the worst ones can work not because of the line, but because
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